As a brazen cheerleader for dating website OkCupid, there’s a lot I can tell you about why your messages may or may not be attracting bees to your honey. It’s easy to throw the rules of conventional dating to the wind when you’re hiding behind a computer screen, but there’s one universal law you must remember when it [...]

“I ended up on a shrink’s couch, and he told me to write down how much I did in a week: 20 E’s, 4 grams of coke, six of speed, half an ounce of hash, three bottles of Jack Daniel’s, 12 bottles of red wine, 60 pints.”

-Colin Farrell in 2003
Now I am not an expert on how much coke or speed [...]

This whole time, I’ve been trying to figure out why I can’t lock a man down. Is it because I don’t call often enough? Is it because I watch I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here? I know… it must be the black outs. It’s the black outs, right?
It turns out I was completely [...]

So, get this: in order to demonstrate a hypothesis regarding adaptations of the human penis (specifically, that its shape is designed to squeeze/scoop other men’s semen out of the vaginal cavity), a handful of scientists (lead by this guy… yeah that guy!) at SUNY Albany designed an experiment involving a trip to both a sex [...]

I’ll let this photo speak for itself… but I’m pretty sure this must have come from somewhere in our nation’s interior.  WTF IS WRONG WITH OUR SCHOOLS?!