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Posts Tagged ‘relationships’

Five Best Walk of Shame Photos

TweetThe majority of us didn’t get through college without at least one walk of shame. Some girls I knew walk-of-shamed [...]

The majority of us didn’t get through college without at least one walk of shame. Some girls I knew walk-of-shamed so much they started carrying around spare underwear and an extra pair of flats, as well as one of those M-F pill cases fully stocked with Plan B and breath mints. While we are talking about it though, I actually have a huge problem with the term walk of shame. If you managed to get ... More...


By • Apr 1st, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Five Acceptable Reasons to be a Bitch

TweetI am of the mind that you never really need a reason to be a bitch. This may be because [...]

I am of the mind that you never really need a reason to be a bitch. This may be because “bitch” is one of the first words that comes up whenever anyone tries to describe me. It is a fact of life that everyone has their bitchy moments, but most people who fall under that label refer to themselves as “honest”, “independent”, or “menstruating.” My point is, there are several times in l... More...


By • Mar 30th, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Five Reasons To Let Your Boyfriend Win an Argument

TweetI have been known to be kind of competitive in my personal life. I am the type of person that [...]

I have been known to be kind of competitive in my personal life. I am the type of person that never really gets in arguments, mostly because I have convinced everyone in my life that I am always right about everything. On the off chance that I do get into a tiff with a friend though, I know when to admit I am wrong, when to stand up for myself, and when to just let them win. Straight relationships are ... More...


By • Mar 23rd, 2014 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Are Blow jobs an Accurate Form of Communication?

TweetWe use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as [...]

We use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as a form of currency, and as a reward for our boyfriends, when they do something generous like sleep through the night without farting. So I ask you the question, are blow jobs an accurate form of communication? My answer is yes; The reason being, you can say more with a blow job than you can by speaking. If your boyf... More...


By • Mar 18th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


5 Reasons Not to Date a Dog Owner

TweetContrary to popular belief, dating a guy whose best friend is a dog isn’t all: “shirtless games of catch in [...]

Contrary to popular belief, dating a guy whose best friend is a dog isn’t all: “shirtless games of catch in the park” and “snuggling with cocoa on the couch while the dog licks your feet”. It also includes incredible experiences such as: “trying to scrape dog shit off the sidewalk in the rain” and “avoiding Lymes Disease while removing a tick with a lighter”. My point is that even... More...


By • Mar 16th, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Four Lessons We Can Learn From Horrible Dates

TweetWe have all been on horrible dates. My worst date ever was when a 30-year-old (I was probably 21) picked [...]

We have all been on horrible dates. My worst date ever was when a 30-year-old (I was probably 21) picked me up in his mom’s mini-van, asked questions throughout the entire stupid movie Alexander, then wined and dined me at Bennigans with BABY TALK. Bad dates are inevitable, but I believe there are lessons to be learned from them. Here are four horrible dates, and the lessons we can take away from... More...


By • Mar 2nd, 2014 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


The Most Awkward Relationship Photography of All Time

TweetDear Sears, Eat a dick. Love, Gary. I have a love-hate relationship with department store-style photography because on one hand, [...]

Dear Sears, Eat a dick. Love, Gary. I have a love-hate relationship with department store-style photography because on one hand, there is basically nothing (besides glamour shots) that can create a more trashy memory (see Exhibit: A) Exhibit: A On the other hand, department store photography has given us some of the most entertaining photos ever to grace The Internet. All I know is, if you want to c... More...


By • Feb 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO


How to Be a Single Girl on Valentine’s Day

TweetValentine’s Day is really only a thing because tradition says it is. I read that in Roman times, Valentine’s Day [...]

Valentine’s Day is really only a thing because tradition says it is. I read that in Roman times, Valentine’s Day was part of a festival called Lupercalia, where grown-ass men would get buck-naked and beat women with animal hides. I am not sure exactly how this event was bastardized into a day where couples fail to live up to each other’s expectations and single people eat their own weight in c... More...


By • Feb 14th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


How to Ask For Sex in Different Languages

TweetOne of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better than escaping to [...]

One of the most important parts of taking a vacation is getting laid. There is nothing better than escaping to a foreign destination and slipping into a strange foreign man that doesn’t speak your language. That being said, even though “fuck-me-eyes” are a pretty universal language, it is very helpful to know how to ask for a good plowing. To celebrate that, here are a few ways to ask for sex ... More...


By • Feb 9th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


Match Made in Heaven: Woman With Two Vaginas Marries Man With Two Penises

TweetIn honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of [...]

In honor of Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought I would spend some time focusing on the great romances of our time. I’m sorry if that headline came off as breaking news, but I really couldn’t think of any other way to say it. Blanche Dumas (ironically, my drag name) was born in the 1800s. She had three legs, four tits, and two vaginas, and made a living as a high class hooker (nicknamed the ... More...


By • Feb 4th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life