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I’m So Pregnant: An Informative Iggy Azalea Parody

TweetThe pitfalls of pregnancy, as illustrated in a parody of Iggy Azalea. Ask anyone, especially Bryce Gruber, and you will [...]

The pitfalls of pregnancy, as illustrated in a parody of Iggy Azalea. Ask anyone, especially Bryce Gruber, and you will find out that pregnancy is no picnic. In the commercials they really make it look like having a baby is a magical experience, but they always forget to mention the swollen feet, fat ass, nausea, sleeplessness, and general discomfort that come with incubating a tiny human in your... More...


By • Jun 10th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Pregnancy


Introducing a Pregnant Married Lesbian Throuple

TweetMembers of the Bush family everywhere are rolling over in their graves.  Three lesbians from Massachusetts named Doll, Kitten, and [...]

Members of the Bush family everywhere are rolling over in their graves.  Three lesbians from Massachusetts named Doll, Kitten, and Brynn Young have proclaimed themselves a married “throuple” and are expecting their first child together. Brynn and Kitten were married a few years ago in Massachusetts, but have recently added Doll to their roster of lesbian sister wives. Kitten is 6 months preg... More...


By • May 6th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, WEDDING


My Real Experience with Mederma Stretch Marks Therapy

TweetAfter my third pregnancy in five years (hey, I work fast), I gave Mederma Stretch Marks Therapy a try. As [...]

After my third pregnancy in five years (hey, I work fast), I gave Mederma Stretch Marks Therapy a try. As I write this, I can hear my youngest (now just 3 months) cooing in the living room. That sound is compounded by the 17 month old playing ABC games on an iPad nearby and a 5 year old practicing his karate moves. Lightly put- there’s simply too much going on in my home and my life to inve... More...


By • Apr 2nd, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, FAMILY, Pregnancy, Skin


15 Ways Your Fertility is at Risk

TweetPeople try to find ways to enhance their fertility by eating the right foods, doing exercise, or even taking medication. [...]

People try to find ways to enhance their fertility by eating the right foods, doing exercise, or even taking medication. But did you know your fertility is at risk at every moment of the day? Sounds a bit dramatic, right? Truth is, there are a lot of things that can affect your fertility, reducing your ability to have children. Here are the top factors that can affect your fertility: Stress R... More...


By • Mar 11th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Mom Health, Pregnancy


Risks of Having Babies Late in Life

TweetMid-life pregnancy isn’t as easy as you might hope. Having a baby is truly a blessing! Not only can you [...]

Mid-life pregnancy isn’t as easy as you might hope. Having a baby is truly a blessing! Not only can you get them adorable baby gifts, but you can also enjoy different baby customs from around the world. While having children may be wonderful, the truth is that there comes a time in a woman’s life when it may be as simple as nature to have chilren. Once you reach a certain age, the risk... More...


By • Mar 8th, 2014 • Category: Babies, Mom Health, Pregnancy


Ten Strange Ways to Induce Labor Naturally

TweetI was lucky enough to be around my sister during the last weeks of her first pregnancy, and by lucky, [...]

I was lucky enough to be around my sister during the last weeks of her first pregnancy, and by lucky, I mean that I lived through it. By the time you are ready to pop, pregnancy becomes much less of a cutesy, fun-fest of presents and planning and more of a hemorrhoidal nightmare of epic proportions where even the thought of ever being skinny or happy again seems like a distant dream. Needless to s... More...


By • Dec 6th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, Pregnancy


Five Pieces of Advice to Help Your Husband Survive Your Pregnancy

TweetIf you are pregnant and married, chances are your husband is a clueless idiot.. Women in general mystify him, so [...]

If you are pregnant and married, chances are your husband is a clueless idiot.. Women in general mystify him, so your rampaging hormones probably seem more foreign to him than ball-hair maintenance. He will never know what it’s like to carry a child, so he can’t possibly imagine walking a mile in a pair of your shoes that no longer fit.   Still, you probably love him, so here is a... More...


By • Sep 25th, 2013 • Category: Pregnancy, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


PETA Says Eating Chicken Wings Will Shrink Your Unborn Son’s Penis

TweetIn their never-ending campaign to get people to stop eating meat, PETA has done everything from throw buckets of blood [...]

In their never-ending campaign to get people to stop eating meat, PETA has done everything from throw buckets of blood on fur coats to run ad campaigns of naked celebrities with their whiny-gineys covered in lettuce. PETA’s latest desperate attempt to spread the word involves publicly alleging at the National Buffalo Wings Festival that eating chicken wings while pregnant may reduce the size... More...


By • Sep 6th, 2013 • Category: Babies, Parenting, Pregnancy


Man + Pregnancy = Pregmancy

TweetSince I just made it up, I doubt you have heard of pregmancy, but I now officially declare it a [...]

Since I just made it up, I doubt you have heard of pregmancy, but I now officially declare it a thing. Pregmancy is when a man drinks so much beer that he resembles a pregnant woman. The problem is that a pregmant man can do a lot of things a pregnant woman can’t. Here is a list of those incongruities, in no particular order: Drink. If pregnant women have a few, they risk the chance of a sl... More...


By • Aug 27th, 2013 • Category: Adult Health, Alcohol, Babies, FAMILY, HEALTH, Parenting, Pregnancy


According to This African Tribe, You Are Older Than You Think

TweetWhat if you are actually almost a year older than you think? According to the Himba tribe in Namibia, Africa, [...]

What if you are actually almost a year older than you think? According to the Himba tribe in Namibia, Africa, a child’s birth date is not the day they were born or conceived, it is the day they became a thought in their mother’s mind. I know that sounds crazy, but here is an explanation: When a woman decides she wants to have a child, she goes off by herself and sits under a tree. She ... More...


By • Aug 25th, 2013 • Category: Babies, FAMILY, FOOD AND TRAVEL, Parenting, Pregnancy, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS