Posts Tagged ‘pregnancy’
Awkward Maternity Photos For Mothers Day
Tweet We may love our mothers, but there is no denying that they make us take some crazy photos. The [...]
We may love our mothers, but there is no denying that they make us take some crazy photos. The crowning gem of my childhood is when my mom bought me a pink and teal striped sweater with a heart emblazoned across the front that had matching pants. Then she cut my hair in a very wonky, asymmetrical fashion. Then carted me off to photo day at school. Sometimes, this awkward photo phenomenon start... More...
By Gary • May 12th, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, Parenting
Is Anna Wintour Bullying Kim Kardashian?
Tweet I never thought I would see the day when I felt sorry for Kim Kardashian. From her pregnancy weight [...]
I never thought I would see the day when I felt sorry for Kim Kardashian. From her pregnancy weight gain, to her desperate relationship with a gay man, to being made fun of by f*cking VOGUE, the girl can’t catch a break. This all seems like a carefully orchestrated plot by Anna Wintour herself, because I distinctly remember her talking smack about Kim publicly, several years ago. Did Kim b... More...
By Gary • May 10th, 2013 • Category: Babies, CELEBS, ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, FASHION, Pregnancy
Maternity Crave – Isabella Oliver
Tweet It’s springtime, which means pastels, coloured skinnies, halter tops, booty shorts, and tons of other super-fun clothes. And I [...]
It’s springtime, which means pastels, coloured skinnies, halter tops, booty shorts, and tons of other super-fun clothes. And I can’t wear any of it. Because I’m pregnant, and unlike some pregnant ladies (like certain friends of mine… you know I love you guys), I can’t keep wearing my normal jeans with a rubber band through the buttonhole until 35 weeks In fact, I’m a pretty bootylicious lady ... More...
By Jess L • Apr 14th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, FASHION, Pregnancy
Can’t Get Pregnant? Why Not Fake a Baby?
Tweet There are lots of reasons to fake a pregnancy. If you can’t actually have a real baby, the second [...]
There are lots of reasons to fake a pregnancy. If you can’t actually have a real baby, the second best thing is to pretend, right? Beyonce allegedly did it. Adrienne Maloof did it. There are rumors circling that Kim and Kanye are doing it. Whether you want to get a better seat on public transit, make your boyfriend stop hitting you, or throw the paparazzi off your scent, sometimes its neces... More...
By Gary • Mar 14th, 2013 • Category: Babies, BEAUTY, FAMILY, HEALTH, Pregnancy, SHINFO
Having Sons Kills You Sooner, Says Science
Tweet According to science, having sons will take time off your life. Well, tell us something we don’t already know. [...]
According to science, having sons will take time off your life. Well, tell us something we don’t already know. I kind of resent this article on Shine, though, because every kid is a tiny gift that has the opportunity to grow into a big one. Sure, boys are known to sleep less, eat more, and cry more often from bouts of extreme gas pain… but they’re also super affectionate with ... More...
By Bryce • Mar 5th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, Parenting
POLL: The Truth About Pregnancy and Motherhood
Tweet We surveyed hundreds of our mom readers recently to get the scoop on what women REALLY feel about [...]
We surveyed hundreds of our mom readers recently to get the scoop on what women REALLY feel about pregnancy, parenting, and everything in between. What we learned is that while most of us are really eager to be good, connected moms, we also yearn for a little bit of the life-before-baby action that made us feel wild and young and free. That, and women are seriously afraid of keeping the b... More...
By Bryce • Dec 3rd, 2012 • Category: Adult Health, CELEBS, FAMILY, HEALTH, Mom Health
She finally has a name… and a house with electricity
Tweet A few weeks ago I was basically at my wit’s end… I was 9+ months pregnant, huge, and willing [...]
A few weeks ago I was basically at my wit’s end… I was 9+ months pregnant, huge, and willing to try just about anything (including labor-inducing exercises) to get this baby out. Well, as luck would have it, she was born a healthy 8 pounds 11 ounces on the evening of October 25th. Since I gave birth to her at a hospital basically at the lower tip of Manhattan, I found myself (and baby)... More...
By Bryce • Nov 8th, 2012 • Category: FAMILY, HEALTH, Mom Health
WTF Spotting: Babies Having Babies
Tweet Whoever made and conceived (pun intended) this children’s toy is a real asshole. Pregnancy may be a beautiful thing, [...]
Whoever made and conceived (pun intended) this children’s toy is a real asshole. Pregnancy may be a beautiful thing, but you can ask anyone who has done it (Bryce Gruber being something of an expert) and they will tell you that reproducing isn’t all fun and games. Children pretending to be pregnant is the first step in a long string of bad decisions that result in shows like MTV’s Teen ... More...
By Gary • Oct 21st, 2012 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Toys
Labor Inducing Exercises Worth Trying
Tweet Natural labor induction is a tricky, complex thing that is somewhat mythical in the eyes of many over-cooked women [...]
Natural labor induction is a tricky, complex thing that is somewhat mythical in the eyes of many over-cooked women and a large portion of the Western medical community. There are a lot of methods worth trying- evening primrose oil, acupuncture, spicy food, massage, etc., but truthfully the jury seems to be out on just about everything except for regular exercise to prepare the cervix and tone the u... More...
By Bryce • Oct 18th, 2012 • Category: HEALTH, Mom Health
Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (get this baby out edition)
Tweet “To enter life by way of vagina is as good as any.” Henry Miller (this, by the way, is [...]
“To enter life by way of vagina is as good as any.” Henry Miller (this, by the way, is a real quote) 1. I’m enormous. And not just in the typical 3rd trimester way… I mean, everyone is sort of enormous at this point (except my strange friend Melody who got through an entire pregnancy only gaining like 14 lbs and birthed an 8 pounder). Just so we’re clear, the photo... More...
By Bryce • Oct 4th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY
