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Why Are My Feet Swollen? Answered.

TweetWhy are my feet swollen? Seriously, here’s the answer to your swollen, edema questions. Edema is the fancy name for [...]

Why are my feet swollen? Seriously, here’s the answer to your swollen, edema questions. Edema is the fancy name for swelling, and it tends to be fairly common among people who have spent all day on their feet. As you stand all day long, your blood pools in your feet and ankles, leading to the inevitable ‘why are my feet swollen?’ question. Once your sit down, your feet feel better, and ... More...


By • Nov 15th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Mom Health


Male Birth Control is Finally Almost Here

TweetMale birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a [...]

Male birth control will soon become a reality. Future baby daddies everywhere can rejoice, for there will soon be a non-surgical form of male birth control, available to pro basketball players and the general public as soon as next year. For years, girls have been worried about whether or not they took the pill, and guys have been using it as an excuse to bareback with drunk sorority whores. No more... More...


By • Sep 16th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life


VIDEO: I’m 12-Years Old and I’m Pregnant as F#ck!

TweetThis spoof of pregnant teenagers on talk shows reminds me of my youth.     When I was a kid, [...]

This spoof of pregnant teenagers on talk shows reminds me of my youth.     When I was a kid, I loved nothing more than curling up on the couch in the afternoons and watching the trailer trash parade of 2 pm talk shows. From Jenny Jones to Sally Jessie Raphael and Maury Povich, there was no shortage of people with much worse lives than me, airing out their dirty laundry for a free trip to S... More...


By • Aug 15th, 2014 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, TV


I’m So Pregnant: An Informative Iggy Azalea Parody

TweetThe pitfalls of pregnancy, as illustrated in a parody of Iggy Azalea. Ask anyone, especially Bryce Gruber, and you will [...]

The pitfalls of pregnancy, as illustrated in a parody of Iggy Azalea. Ask anyone, especially Bryce Gruber, and you will find out that pregnancy is no picnic. In the commercials they really make it look like having a baby is a magical experience, but they always forget to mention the swollen feet, fat ass, nausea, sleeplessness, and general discomfort that come with incubating a tiny human in your... More...


By • Jun 10th, 2014 • Category: FAMILY, Pregnancy


Introducing a Pregnant Married Lesbian Throuple

TweetMembers of the Bush family everywhere are rolling over in their graves.  Three lesbians from Massachusetts named Doll, Kitten, and [...]

Members of the Bush family everywhere are rolling over in their graves.  Three lesbians from Massachusetts named Doll, Kitten, and Brynn Young have proclaimed themselves a married “throuple” and are expecting their first child together. Brynn and Kitten were married a few years ago in Massachusetts, but have recently added Doll to their roster of lesbian sister wives. Kitten is 6 months preg... More...


By • May 6th, 2014 • Category: SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, WEDDING


My Real Experience with Mederma Stretch Marks Therapy

TweetAfter my third pregnancy in five years (hey, I work fast), I gave Mederma Stretch Marks Therapy a try. As [...]

After my third pregnancy in five years (hey, I work fast), I gave Mederma Stretch Marks Therapy a try. As I write this, I can hear my youngest (now just 3 months) cooing in the living room. That sound is compounded by the 17 month old playing ABC games on an iPad nearby and a 5 year old practicing his karate moves. Lightly put- there’s simply too much going on in my home and my life to inve... More...


By • Apr 2nd, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, FAMILY, Pregnancy, Skin


15 Ways Your Fertility is at Risk

TweetPeople try to find ways to enhance their fertility by eating the right foods, doing exercise, or even taking medication. [...]

People try to find ways to enhance their fertility by eating the right foods, doing exercise, or even taking medication. But did you know your fertility is at risk at every moment of the day? Sounds a bit dramatic, right? Truth is, there are a lot of things that can affect your fertility, reducing your ability to have children. Here are the top factors that can affect your fertility: Stress R... More...


By • Mar 11th, 2014 • Category: Adult Health, Mom Health, Pregnancy


Risks of Having Babies Over 40

TweetMid-life pregnancy isn’t as easy as you might hope, here are the risks of having babies over 40. Having a [...]

Mid-life pregnancy isn’t as easy as you might hope, here are the risks of having babies over 40. Having a baby is truly a blessing! Not only can you get them adorable baby gifts, but you can also enjoy different baby customs from around the world. While having children may be wonderful, the truth is that there comes a time in a woman’s life when it may be as simple as nature to have chil... More...


By • Mar 8th, 2014 • Category: Babies, Mom Health, Pregnancy


Ten Strange Ways to Induce Labor Naturally

TweetI was lucky enough to be around my sister during the last weeks of her first pregnancy, and by lucky, [...]

I was lucky enough to be around my sister during the last weeks of her first pregnancy, and by lucky, I mean that I lived through it. By the time you are ready to pop, pregnancy becomes much less of a cutesy, fun-fest of presents and planning and more of a hemorrhoidal nightmare of epic proportions where even the thought of ever being skinny or happy again seems like a distant dream. Needless to s... More...


By • Dec 6th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, Pregnancy


Five Pieces of Advice to Help Your Husband Survive Your Pregnancy

TweetIf you are pregnant and married, chances are your husband is a clueless idiot.. Women in general mystify him, so [...]

If you are pregnant and married, chances are your husband is a clueless idiot.. Women in general mystify him, so your rampaging hormones probably seem more foreign to him than ball-hair maintenance. He will never know what it’s like to carry a child, so he can’t possibly imagine walking a mile in a pair of your shoes that no longer fit.   Still, you probably love him, so here is a... More...


By • Sep 25th, 2013 • Category: Pregnancy, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS