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Posts Tagged ‘Plastic Surgery’

Hand Lifts Are The New Way To Make Everyone Jealous

TweetYou know how some woman go on these little “vacations” and then come back looking 10 years younger, right? It’s [...]

You know how some woman go on these little “vacations” and then come back looking 10 years younger, right? It’s not because they meditated or found their inner self. It’s because they went to the best on Park Avenue and had that shit pulled all the way back. I’d like to tell you I’m above all that. I’d like to tell you that no matter how old I get, I’ll be h... More...


By • May 21st, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, Skin


Five Crazy Plastic Surgeries

TweetI always say that I am all for plastic surgery, except for grown ass men getting brow lifts. If you [...]

I always say that I am all for plastic surgery, except for grown ass men getting brow lifts. If you want to know why I am against this particular surgery, just take a long look at Bruce Jenner’s face. The problem with most plastic surgeries is that people who get them are inherently insecure, so the surgery doesn’t actually fix the problem. A Brazilian man that had surgery to look like a Ken ... More...


By • May 4th, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, ENTERTAINMENT


Plastic Surgery Trend: Eiffel Tower Nose Jobs Versus Unemployment

TweetSometimes I think these things just write themselves. In 2013, there were 7 million college graduates entering the job market [...]

Sometimes I think these things just write themselves. In 2013, there were 7 million college graduates entering the job market in China. Since everyone over there is basically stuffed into one big sardine can of educated young professionals with self esteem issues because their parents are way too involved in their education and career choices, graduates are turning to plastic surgery to get an edge... More...


By • Feb 7th, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, Skin


Why Put on Makeup When You Can Just Wear a Mask?

TweetPutting on makeup can sometimes be a bitch. Back when I woke up before 10 AM I used to see [...]

Putting on makeup can sometimes be a bitch. Back when I woke up before 10 AM I used to see those career girls on the subway desperately trying to put eyeliner on without blinding themselves every time the A-train took a hard left, and doing a damn good job. Personally, I think it is an art, but risking your sight every morning can’t possibly be good for your morale. To remedy this problem, Asia... More...


By • Dec 8th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics


The Sex Robot Apocalypse Continues: Meet Alina Kovaleskaya, the Newest Real-Life Doll Girl

TweetIn sexual fetish news, another European real-life doll girl has come out of the woodwork, leading me to believe that [...]

In sexual fetish news, another European real-life doll girl has come out of the woodwork, leading me to believe that third world countries like the Ukraine and Russia are leading us into the apocalypse by churning out sex-robots with a taste for human flesh. I guess if you grew up as a female in a country whose biggest export is mail-order brides you might want to have some work done to fetch a hi... More...


By • Nov 22nd, 2013 • Category: Cosmetics, ENTERTAINMENT


For God’s Sake Man, Tape Your Face

TweetI don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. [...]

I don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. I have been seeing a lot of taped faces lately. Not to be confused with face-raping (which is just as intrusive and sticky, but a lot more fun and sexy), face-taping involves using scotch tape to distort your features so that you look like the elephant man, or Meg Ryan circa any deca... More...


By • Nov 19th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, SHINFO


Marilyn Monroe Had Plastic Surgery

TweetFirst of all, does this mean Marilyn Monroe was not a 100% natural beauty?! New intel shows that she’s (almost) [...]

First of all, does this mean Marilyn Monroe was not a 100% natural beauty?! New intel shows that she’s (almost) just like the rest of us when it comes to enhancing looks with the help of a doctor. This kind of changes my whole outlook on life. A Southern California plastic surgeon has a set of six x-rays and a file of doctor’s notes that show the star’s medical history. So here’s what... More...


By • Oct 19th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, CELEBS, Cosmetics


Belotero is the New Dermal Filler for Necks

TweetWe’ve been fixing our foreheads and smile lines for years and years with Juvederm and Botox, but the newest filler [...]

We’ve been fixing our foreheads and smile lines for years and years with Juvederm and Botox, but the newest filler on the market, Belotero, is the solution for saggy, aging necks. And word on the street is that it ain’t bad for saggy chin action, either. A telltale sign of aging, neck lines and creases begin to form as the skin starts losing its elasticity and natural collagen production is r... More...


By • Jul 24th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY, Skin


Chin Implants are Hot New Thing, Boob Implants are so 90′s

Tweet In the never-ending quest to be prettier than everyone ever, the good people of the internet are apparently turning [...]

In the never-ending quest to be prettier than everyone ever, the good people of the internet are apparently turning their profiles towards chin implantation- and some doctors are suggesting that all our added “face time” on video chat, high resolution cameras, etc might be the impetus. Read on for some startlingly interesting information that might lead you to call the nearest Dr. Smit... More...


By • Apr 16th, 2012 • Category: Adult Health, Family Health, HEALTH


The Ali Lohan Problem

Tweet Photos of Ali Lohan’s new uh… face thing surfaced late last week and boy, are they terrifying. Her publicists [...]

Photos of Ali Lohan’s new uh… face thing surfaced late last week and boy, are they terrifying. Her publicists claim that the new visage is due to a growth spurt in which Ali became taller, thinner, and more ghost-like, but as someone who was once a 17-year-old girl, I’m going to have to call bullshit. You don’t get a new face when you hit puberty. I’ve witnessed grow... More...


By • Sep 12th, 2011 • Category: CELEBS