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Posts Tagged ‘Plastic Surgery’

Plastic Surgery Trend: Eiffel Tower Nose Jobs Versus Unemployment

TweetSometimes I think these things just write themselves. In 2013, there were 7 million college graduates entering the job market [...]

Sometimes I think these things just write themselves. In 2013, there were 7 million college graduates entering the job market in China. Since everyone over there is basically stuffed into one big sardine can of educated young professionals with self esteem issues because their parents are way too involved in their education and career choices, graduates are turning to plastic surgery to get an edge... More...


By • Feb 7th, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY, Skin


Why Put on Makeup When You Can Just Wear a Mask?

TweetPutting on makeup can sometimes be a bitch. Back when I woke up before 10 AM I used to see [...]

Putting on makeup can sometimes be a bitch. Back when I woke up before 10 AM I used to see those career girls on the subway desperately trying to put eyeliner on without blinding themselves every time the A-train took a hard left, and doing a damn good job. Personally, I think it is an art, but risking your sight every morning can’t possibly be good for your morale. To remedy this problem, Asia... More...


By • Dec 8th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics


The Sex Robot Apocalypse Continues: Meet Alina Kovaleskaya, the Newest Real-Life Doll Girl

TweetIn sexual fetish news, another European real-life doll girl has come out of the woodwork, leading me to believe that [...]

In sexual fetish news, another European real-life doll girl has come out of the woodwork, leading me to believe that third world countries like the Ukraine and Russia are leading us into the apocalypse by churning out sex-robots with a taste for human flesh. I guess if you grew up as a female in a country whose biggest export is mail-order brides you might want to have some work done to fetch a hi... More...


By • Nov 22nd, 2013 • Category: Cosmetics, ENTERTAINMENT


For God’s Sake Man, Tape Your Face

TweetI don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. [...]

I don’t know where or why these silly little Internet trends originate, but it’s my job to report on them. I have been seeing a lot of taped faces lately. Not to be confused with face-raping (which is just as intrusive and sticky, but a lot more fun and sexy), face-taping involves using scotch tape to distort your features so that you look like the elephant man, or Meg Ryan circa any deca... More...


By • Nov 19th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, SHINFO


Marilyn Monroe Had Plastic Surgery

TweetFirst of all, does this mean Marilyn Monroe was not a 100% natural beauty?! New intel shows that she’s (almost) [...]

First of all, does this mean Marilyn Monroe was not a 100% natural beauty?! New intel shows that she’s (almost) just like the rest of us when it comes to enhancing looks with the help of a doctor. This kind of changes my whole outlook on life. A Southern California plastic surgeon has a set of six x-rays and a file of doctor’s notes that show the star’s medical history. So here’s what... More...


By • Oct 19th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, CELEBS, Cosmetics


Belotero is the New Dermal Filler for Necks

TweetWe’ve been fixing our foreheads and smile lines for years and years with Juvederm and Botox, but the newest filler [...]

We’ve been fixing our foreheads and smile lines for years and years with Juvederm and Botox, but the newest filler on the market, Belotero, is the solution for saggy, aging necks. And word on the street is that it ain’t bad for saggy chin action, either. A telltale sign of aging, neck lines and creases begin to form as the skin starts losing its elasticity and natural collagen production is r... More...


By • Jul 24th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY, Skin


Chin Implants are Hot New Thing, Boob Implants are so 90′s

Tweet In the never-ending quest to be prettier than everyone ever, the good people of the internet are apparently turning [...]

In the never-ending quest to be prettier than everyone ever, the good people of the internet are apparently turning their profiles towards chin implantation- and some doctors are suggesting that all our added “face time” on video chat, high resolution cameras, etc might be the impetus. Read on for some startlingly interesting information that might lead you to call the nearest Dr. Smit... More...


By • Apr 16th, 2012 • Category: Adult Health, Family Health, HEALTH


The Ali Lohan Problem

Tweet Photos of Ali Lohan’s new uh… face thing surfaced late last week and boy, are they terrifying. Her publicists [...]

Photos of Ali Lohan’s new uh… face thing surfaced late last week and boy, are they terrifying. Her publicists claim that the new visage is due to a growth spurt in which Ali became taller, thinner, and more ghost-like, but as someone who was once a 17-year-old girl, I’m going to have to call bullshit. You don’t get a new face when you hit puberty. I’ve witnessed grow... More...


By • Sep 12th, 2011 • Category: CELEBS


The Non-Surgical Approach to Taking 10 Years Off Your Face

Easy and effective… without knives. PHEW.

It’s summer. That means way more of us will be paring down to skimpier clothing, shorter dresses, lighter fabrics and generally baring all. For those of us beyond 19 years old, age is definitely a deciding factor in our confidence during the summer months. I asked Dr. Romita, my fave NYC plastic surgeon, for a list of relatively affordable tips and tricks to shave years off our looks without goin... More...


By • Jun 4th, 2011 • Category: BEAUTY, Skin


Putting Off Plastic Surgery… A Little Longer.

Say No To The Knife!

Many of my friends have given up hope and succumbed to promises of plastic surgery.  But while I’ve noticed some changes in my skin, I don’t feel quite ready to undergo surgery, even if people choose to call it an office procedure. One of my friends suggested I give Lierac’s Mesolift Creme a try.  It’s filled with vitamins, minerals and citrus alpha hydroxy acid... More...


By • Jul 18th, 2010 • Category: BEAUTY, Skin