Posts Tagged ‘omfg’
TweetIf you can read what’s on the back window of this SUV, you’re too close. No, really, you’re getting way too close to a dead body. Ughhhhhh. via [ reddit ] Related PostsIs Your Love Life Hopeless? Try Dating a Ghost The Happiest Cemetary In The World Facebook Battle: Snookie The Vaj Prom Dress… Coming to a HS Near You! The Time Is: Half Past a Slut
By Bryce • Aug 2nd, 2011 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Internet
Dirty Projectors, baby!
It’s supposed to be a bajillion degrees today. That’s right- that’s the official weather forecast provided by my good friend and weather gal, Bonnie Schneider at CNN. OK, so maybe she didn’t say that exactly, but it is going to be seriously hotter than balls… so enjoy this jam to cool you down a wee bit: Related PostsThe Most AMAZING Relationship Statistics Ever The Trou... More...
By Bryce • Jun 9th, 2011 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Music
Oy, you had me at “I work at Jamba Juice”
Sometimes we all do dumb things when it comes to dating. In past relationships I’ve been guilty of not paying enough attention to my boyfriend(s), not caring enough, and all sorts of other stuff that would make you shake your finger at me. And trust me, there’s a sense of guilt on my end. In the relationship I’m in now I’ve made my mistakes as well (and I’m sure I’ll keep... More...
By Bryce • Mar 30th, 2011 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life
TweetA friend passed this link on to me and I basically almost choked on my herbal tea. I mean, I’m [...]
A friend passed this link on to me and I basically almost choked on my herbal tea. I mean, I’m really not sure if the corporate end at Wet Seal really just let this one fly because they believe it to be grammatically correct, or if they think it’s witty and cute. Let’s be super clear on two things here: America is stupid enough and most certainly does NOT need Wet Seal’s help... More...
By Bryce • Jan 25th, 2011 • Category: FASHION, Tops
Oh crap, this ruined me.
Ugh. This totally ruined me for my typical Sunday food-fest. This is an actual scan of a 250 pound woman and a 120 pound woman. The fat along the arms and legs actually doesn’t bother me a bit, it’s what seems to be going on in the abdominal area that scares the bejesus out of me and is making me think I should nix the french toast this morning (even if it was going to be with whole grai... More...
By Bryce • Jan 23rd, 2011 • Category: Adult Health, Family Health, HEALTH, Mom Health
WHAAAAAT?! I’m not an Aries anymore?!!
Apparently the moon went wild and caused the whole Earth to fall off it’s normal course, resulting in a new astrological chart. EVERYONE’S SIGNS HAVE CHANGED (or something). Obviously this scares me because everything I thought I knew about myself is obviously no longer true, but at least Ashley Brady and I are finally astrological twinsies! [image: twitpic via thedailywh.at] Related Post... More...
By Bryce • Jan 13th, 2011 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Internet, Nightlife
TweetRunning out of inspiration to decorate your Xmas tree? Talk about taking the holiday spirit a little too far. From [...]
Running out of inspiration to decorate your Xmas tree? Talk about taking the holiday spirit a little too far. From Abornament’s mission statement on Etsy: “no ACTUAL babies were harmed in the creation of these ornaments, and no one is going to run out and get 1,000 abortions simply because they saw a fake fetus hanging out of a glittery felt vagina.” Funny or horrible? I say OMFG... More...
By Vivianne • Dec 15th, 2010 • Category: Decor, HOME AND REAL ESTATE
Following yesterday’s post by Emily “Dog People That Go To Far”, take a look at this AMAZING video featuring the smartest, most human dog I have EVER seen. How many years of training do you think it took to achieve such skills? And most importantly… he looks really happy!!! Related Posts17 Ways Toddlers ARE Just Like Dogs Puppy Plumes: Because Your Dog Needs Extensions Top Five... More...
By Vivianne • Aug 31st, 2010 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT
As per the MTA, nasty gross people must refrain from clipping their nails.
One thing I definitely don’t miss about living in the city is mass transportation. You get the stinkiest of the stank, the two ladies on the 11pm train home talking so loud, and the tuna sandwich eaters. While all these suck, the worst are the nail clippers. I don’t know what part of you makes you think “you know what, I can’t wait the 5-25 minutes to get home, I need to do t... More...
By Emily • Aug 11th, 2010 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Internet
TweetI’d like to thank my dear friend Joe O’Donnell for sending me this photo. Joe understands that the subway commute [...]
I’d like to thank my dear friend Joe O’Donnell for sending me this photo. Joe understands that the subway commute to and from work is often arduous, and heck, there’s gotta be a better way to pass the time since there’s no cell service underground. Thanks Joe, and be careful on that F train. This photo is real, and was taken by @she_gorgeouss. Related PostsHookers think this... More...
By Bryce • Dec 28th, 2009 • Category: SHINFO