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Rant of the Week: Old People and Nudity

Rant of the Week: Old People and Nudity

Tweet Have you ever been to a nude beach? If you have, you know that the idea in your head of bronzed, beautiful bodies laying out with their body parts exposed like fruit on a fugging platter is entirely false and only exists in our imagination. Nude beaches are where the oldest, hairest, most decrepit of people go. Namely, because they have moved beyond the modesty of insecurity and don’t ... »