Chris Brown pisses me off.  There, I said it.  The guy goes around beating his woman and getting tons of press for it, and at the end of the day has a crummy 5 year probation sentence.  It’s just not right.  Chris Brown will be out and about, making music and dancing around the free [...]

It was just two short years ago that Michael Vick, once one of the NFL’s highest paid players, was discovered in his backyard sitting in a sled whilst whipping pitbulls with a metal rod and yelling “MUSH! MUSH!”

Okay, that part didn’t happen, but Vick was released today from jail after being charged with torturing and killing dogs [...]

Ashley Greene’s crotch smells like dope.  That’s because this 20 year old retard from Kentucky was caught trying to smuggle WEED, CRACK, AND $60 into a local corrections facility by concealing the items in her vaj.
If this isn’t a sign that times are desperate, I don’t know what is.
Ashley Greene: you deserve applause for trying [...]

According to sources, Rapper T.I. is sentenced to one year and one day in prison based on felony weapon charges. Before jail, he had to complete 1000 hours of community service, part of which he documented on his MTV show T.I.’s Road to Redemption. Part of his plea deal requires that he go to drug [...]

Word on the proverbial streets is that while everyone in America was mourning the beat down of our very own Barbadian pop-princess and the lost days of guiltlessly making babies to Poppin’, the duo was actually gallivanting on celebrity playground Star Island, getting married and stuff like that.
Like everything that has gone wrong in pop culture during the past decade, [...]