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Relationship Spotting: What To Do If You Realize Your Boyfriend is Insane

Relationship Spotting: What To Do If You Realize Your Boyfriend is Insane

Tweet It has happened to us all once or twice in our lives. We meet a guy we think it nice, interesting, and most of all “cool”. He doesn’t cramp our style or create a fuss when we want to go dancing with our friends all night and his penis is proportionate. We think: “I may have finally found a decent man.” Then, you wake up a few times to him hovering over you, watc... »

Relationship Spotting: Love and Mental Illness

Relationship Spotting: Love and Mental Illness

Have you ever found yourself sitting at home, cutting out printed Facebook photos of your girl/boyfriend to paste into a love collage while listening to Joan Osborne, and saying to yourself "If God really was one of us, he would bless my relationship with his golden tipped fingers," and then crying when you decide that tomorrow will finally be the day you actually introduce yourself to your said g... »

The Infinite Loop of Fertilization

The Infinite Loop of Fertilization

TweetLife is confusing.  If you’re like most pregnant women, you’ve probably wondered “hey, if my fetus is a girl and someone shoots their load into me unprotected… can my baby get pregnant?”  Well, yes, and it’s called “The Infinite Loop” and it’s more normal than you think.  Yahoo wouldn’t lie. Related Posts“Am I a Cute or Ugly As... »

How to be a Hoodrat

TweetThank you, Latarian, for showing American children just what it means to be a hoodrat.  You’re an absolute inspiration. I’m also proud to say that you’re my neighbor… you live just to the west of one of that places I call home, Palm Beach.  I’d like for you to socialize with my kid sometime soon. Related PostsThe Crimes My Purse Has Committed »