Posts Tagged ‘insanity’
Tweet It has happened to us all once or twice in our lives. We meet a guy we think it [...]
It has happened to us all once or twice in our lives. We meet a guy we think it nice, interesting, and most of all “cool”. He doesn’t cramp our style or create a fuss when we want to go dancing with our friends all night and his penis is proportionate. We think: “I may have finally found a decent man.” Then, you wake up a few times to him hovering over you, watching you w... More...
By Gary • Jan 15th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Have you ever found yourself sitting at home, cutting out printed Facebook photos of your girl/boyfriend to paste into a love collage while listening to Joan Osborne, and saying to yourself “If God really was one of us, he would bless my relationship with his golden tipped fingers,” and then crying when you decide that tomorrow will finally be the day you actually introduce yourself to your said girl/boyfriend in the halls?
If you have ever seen the Frida Kahlo movie with Salma Hayek then you know what I am talking about. Sometimes love makes you a little crazy, and if you saw her eyebrows in the movie then you know what I mean by crazy. The problem with insanity though, is that most of the time people who are off their rocker don’t realize it. So, I have devised this list of tips to help open your eyes. Ask y... More...
By Gary • Jan 3rd, 2012 • Category: Advice, HEALTH, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Tweet Life is confusing. If you’re like most pregnant women, you’ve probably wondered “hey, if my fetus is a girl [...]
Tweet Life is confusing. If you’re like most pregnant women, you’ve probably wondered “hey, if my fetus is a girl and someone shoots their load into me unprotected… can my baby get pregnant?” Well, yes, and it’s called “The Infinite Loop” and it’s more normal than you think. Yahoo wouldn’t lie.
By Bryce • Nov 5th, 2009 • Category: SHINFO
Tweet Thank you, Latarian, for showing American children just what it means to be a hoodrat.Â You’re an absolute inspiration. [...]
Tweet Thank you, Latarian, for showing American children just what it means to be a hoodrat.Â You’re an absolute inspiration. I’m also proud to say that you’re my neighbor… you live just to the west of one of that places I call home, Palm Beach.Â I’d like for you to socialize with my kid sometime soon.
By Bryce • Sep 12th, 2009 • Category: TV