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…now I see where you get your sense of style! Related Posts:Snooki Dances Her Way Through Spring BreakLifecycle of a GuidoLong Island: I Mean It, Stop.How to Spot a Guy from Long IslandVelour Jumpsuit + Fake Tan = LOVE

When a friend of mine in Washington D.C. sent me this picture, I was in VERY public place and gasped audibly.  I can’t help but wonder what makes men think that akward, naked photos (even if they are staged nicely) will entice women to be interested in stroking their manhood?  I, for one, have no [...]

Life&Style Mag took the Jersey out of the Jersey Shore kiddies.  Sans poofs, Armani Exchange tees & JWOWW near dreadlocks, this guido/guidette group actually looks pretty damn respectable. But don’t we like them just the way they are?? Poofs & ‘situations’ and all? Related Posts:Smell Like the Situation2010 Golden Globes THE Hospitality Suite- a reality [...]

…the photo you haven’t seen yet, but will in no way surprise you.  Thanks, Snooki, for always bringing the party. Related Posts:Hey Jenna, I Ran into Your Dad.Velour Jumpsuit + Fake Tan = LOVELifecycle of a GuidoLong Island: I Mean It, Stop.Go On, Long Island. Set Yourself Free.

We feature a lot of epic facebook battles… but they don’t usually involve our beloved Jersey Shore guidos.  If you haven’t already seen Snookie’s facebook fan page, this is it: And this is the crazy battle that’s happening RIGHT NOW (it’s midnight, eastern time, Dec 22). Related Posts:The Jersey Shore MakeunderSmell Like the SituationWhy Are [...]

Heck, all he really wants is a blowjob from a classy Long Island gal.  Seems like true love to me. Related Posts:Hey Jenna, I Ran into Your Dad.Snooki Dances Her Way Through Spring BreakLong Island: Thanks for Paying for HealthcareLifecycle of a GuidoLong Island: I Mean It, Stop.

Sorry, we couldn’t help but publish this one. Apparently guidettes of the Jersey shore are sexually confused now, too.  And we’re sad to report they forgot their frosted lipstick. Related Posts:The Real World: Jersey ShoreThe Jersey Shore MakeunderSmell Like the SituationEverything I Needed to Know About Dating I Learned From Jersey ShoreThis Makes Me So [...]

Okay, so maybe its not really a new season of Real World, but it’s pretty close, just add a tan and some hair gel. MTV’s newest brilliant idea is a new reality show called “Jersey Shore”. The premise is pretty simple, almost a Real World remix: Instead of 8 strangers picked to live in a [...]

Let’s face it… they have to come from somewhere.  Guidos, you may originate on Lawn Guylund, but it’s hard for us normal folk to really make sense of your existence.  So let’s start from the beginning. First, an adequate Guido Womb is needed to house the growing Guido fetus. When the Guido is born, he [...]