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Life is How You See It: “Naughty” Pic Send by Store Owner

Life is How You See It: “Naughty” Pic Send by Store Owner

TweetWhat do you see when you look at this pic? Be honest. If you looked at this pic and instantly thought it was raunchy, you’re just like the guy who received the pic in the first place. Unfortunately, you and that guy overreact like crazy and you’re both terribly misinformed. Like everything else in life, it’s all in the way you choose to see things, and in this case the busin... »

Chardonnay Go = Pokemom Go for Moms, Because Wine Games

Chardonnay Go = Pokemom Go for Moms, Because Wine Games

TweetWine games make the world go round, so blogger Dena Blizzard created Chardonnay Go, the mom-friendly version of Pokemon Go. Unless you’re completely unaware of what’s going on with the world, Pokemon Go has basically conquered our planet and has no intention of looking back. Young and old alike are roaming neighborhoods looking for Charmanders and using bizarre Poke-fied words tha... »

Trump or Bernie Sanders Socks: You Decide

Trump or Bernie Sanders Socks: You Decide

TweetThere are Trump and Bernie Sanders socks on the market now, and you’ll either be excited to display the love or excited to walk all over these guys. With the 2016 presidential race heating up, it’s exciting to know that the ability to wear your fave candidate on your feet is now officially a thing. I mean, Bernie Sanders socks or Trump on your cankles? Could anything really be bet... »

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Missed Connections for People That Piss You Off

TweetProof that missed connections are about more than love connections. These are for people that piss you off. Living in New York City, you are pretty much guaranteed to have at least one crazy experience every time you leave your house. Chances are, that one crazy experience will be enough to send you into a rage spiral so intense your anus prolapses, and you have to move back to Ohio to have s... »

Map of an Introvert’s Heart

Map of an Introvert’s Heart

TweetIntroverts: their hearts look something like this. Introvert, extrovert… whatever. We all have a special corner of our hearts for Netflix, #amiright? And on a truly personal note, I need to point out one issue with this map: the Region of Hibernation is actually far more expansive. Map [ via ] »

Anna Wintour Is Getting A Musical

Anna Wintour Is Getting A Musical

TweetAnna Wintour just got a musical, because of course she did. There comes a time in every gay man’s life when he realizes that there is a musical that he is going to hate. It’s usually pretty tragic because as a gay man I live for a musical. To this day, I still say that my defense will be “he ran into my knife ten times,” but I guess I just gave that away. Ryan Raftery,... »

Sassy Girls Win Everything

Sassy Girls Win Everything

TweetFew things in the universe are better than an honest, sassy woman. How are sassy women made? Well, I assume it’s a careful cultivation that starts at birth. Please enjoy Rachel, a 9 year old who is midway through Sass Academy, and putting her life skills to good use:   »

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Happy Early Easter: Bunnies Eating Cherries

TweetI know Easter isn’t for a few days, but I thought these photos might take a while to digest (no pun intended), so I decided to post them early. At first glance you might think these bunnies are bloodthirsty, monstrous beasts ready to take off someone’s finger at any second. Then, when you realize they are just eating cherries it kind of becomes adorable, right? Right? No? Happy Easter anyway,... »

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Can You Spot These Five Photoshop Fails?

TweetAs a graphic designer and photographer (my other jobs, besides writing), I spend a lot of time photoshopping. The upside of this is that I can create beautiful, otherworldly images for magazine covers, editorials, or Facebook profile images. The downside to this is that I can immediately spot a photoshop hack job, and almost nothing bothers me more. Unless Kim Kardashian’s house has rou... »

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Can’t Find a Date to Prom? Take Your Calculator

TweetI went to prom with two lesbians and my ex-girlfriend so I am not sure I’m one to talk, but I do appreciate when something makes a good story. Prom is an important night for many young girls (myself included) and not having a date is no reason to stay home and miss it. Regina Reynolds agreed with that sentiment and decided to take her T1-84 calculator to prom instead of a date, prompting me t... »

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