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Five Thanksgiving Penis Cakes

TweetThanksgiving is a great holiday excuse to bust out the old penis cake pan. I don’t know about you, but if I were asked about the top 5 things I am most thankful for in this life, penis would definitely be on the list. It’s that time of year when we all sit around the table getting quietly buzzed while our mothers force us to discuss how blessed we are #FirstWorldProblems. Generally I try to b... »

Top Five Inappropriate Apology Cakes

Top Five Inappropriate Apology Cakes

Tweet Sometimes you do something so heinous, so laughable, that the only way to apologize for it properly is through baked goods. If you are a girl, you can whip up a cake using the random items laying around in your fridge. If you are a boy, you may have to suffer the embarrassment of walking into publix and explaining your shame to the head master-baker. Regardless, there is no better way to say... »

Top Five Penis Cakes

Top Five Penis Cakes

Tweet This penis cake proves that from the beginning, women always had bigger balls. Since the dawn of time, people have used the symbol of the phallus to celebrate fertility, religion, and godliness. Here in 2012, we call it the symbol of the dick and we use it to remind our slutty friends that we know all their dirty little secrets, and we love them that much more for it. You don’t buy a p... »

The Obscene Way to Celebrate Nurse’s Week

The Obscene Way to Celebrate Nurse’s Week

Nurse's Week is a great excuse for some rectal thermometer cake? »