So a guy wanders backstage during a Top Shop fashion show in hopes to score a hot model chick, but instead he spots furry, outrageous, boosh boosh, Wolf Blitzer uni-brows winking at him.

WTF? Caveman chic brows are in people, so start growing your hair up there. Bushy brows are back baby, but Top Shop [...]

February 14th, 2010. It was Valentine’s Day, and I woke up with a hangover worth relaying to my grandkids one day. I mean, this was really one for the ages. I knew right off the bat how I wanted to spend the day: curled up in fetal position on my futon. But when I finally left the Batcave to indulge in some DVR’d [...]

Like I’ve mentioned before, Sorry-Mom.com is an exceedingly guilty pleasure of mine. Emphasis on the guilty. I seriously mourn for some of these guys. But that’s not the point of this post, so let’s get to it.
Laying in bed last night, I read something on this site that blew my fucking mind. When I read it [...]

So I love to peruse the “misc romance” and “casual encounters” sections of the personals on Craigslist when I’m bored. It’s terribly entertaining to read the royally f*cked up requests for sex, in all forms that they come. There have been requests for “JO to climax into the vortex [of a tornado],” “getting tagged from [...]

…with or without a partner!
While Big Teaze Toys markets child playthings as an innocent “bath and shower massager”, it’s easy to deduce that they can be used for much, much more.
For as low as $4.99, you can purchase your very own travel size vibrating rubber ducky: a perfect fit for your carry-on when that in-flight movie you’re watching [...]

As a single New Yorker, I know that the dating pool can sometimes seem limited, am I right? When you find someone great, you can’t just let him pass by. Imagine my surprise to find the man of my dreams on craigslist, of all places! Seems fitting, as I found both my apartment and job [...]