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Posts Tagged ‘FAMILY’

Store Your Dead Father’s Ashes in an Urn Shaped Like His Head

TweetWhen I die, I want my ashes poured into a solid gold glitter unicorn statue in the middle of a [...]

When I die, I want my ashes poured into a solid gold glitter unicorn statue in the middle of a mausoleum, surrounded by couches so people can go there and drink with me until the end of time. I do not want a realistic statue urn made of my head so my decapitated noggin can sit on my family mantle, to be nervously avoided by everyone who comes over. Is it just me? No, I don’t know why they chose Bara... More...


By • Dec 27th, 2013 • Category: FAMILY, HEALTH


5 Ways to Tell if Someone is Your Best Friend

TweetI have 12 best friends. I know that may seem kind of like a high number, but there are 12 [...]

I have 12 best friends. I know that may seem kind of like a high number, but there are 12 people in this world who I have let past my intensely thick walls of bullshit. Once you get to the best friend level with me, there really is no escape. Someone once told me that everyone has two families; the one they are born into, and the one they make for themselves. Best friends fulfill things in you that... More...


By • Aug 14th, 2013 • Category: Advice, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Art Spotting: Living With A Lion

Michael Rougier photographs a family living with a lion as a pet in the 1970s.

I believe this to be some of the most beautiful and emotional photographs I have seen in a while. Perhaps because I am such an animal lover I wish I could experience what it must have been like just for a day to grow up with a lion the same way most people grow up with dogs. These photos were taken by Michael Rougier for Time Life magazine in the early 1970s. Born in England on June 16, 1925, Mich... More...


By • Mar 21st, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT


When My Separated Parents of Seven Years Decided to Go Out to Dinner

When divorcees rekindle for dinner

I call this story, when divorcees rekindle for dinner. I had a really great childhood until the classic divorce affected me. My parents separated when I was thirteen years old. I remember it vividly as it was just three months after my Bat Mitzvah. Fabulous timing. My parents had a lot of difficulties with one another and for the past seven years have been going through one of the longest and mess... More...


By • Mar 3rd, 2013 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Five Tips For Traveling With a Baby

Tweet  I’m not going to lie, my traveling with a baby in tow experience is limited, mostly because even though [...]

  I’m not going to lie, my traveling with a baby in tow experience is limited, mostly because even though I have tried countless times, it is physically impossible for two men to have a baby. I have traveled with Bryce and her son Ben, however, and my sisters keep popping babies out like Oxycontin. Thus, I do have a  little experience in the arena of traveling as a family unit. Here are ... More...


By • Dec 21st, 2012 • Category: FAMILY, Family Health, FOOD AND TRAVEL, Vacations


Rant Of The Week: Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist Because I Can Touch Myself

Tweet I know that headline probably doesn’t make much sense upon first reading, but bear with me. When I first [...]

I know that headline probably doesn’t make much sense upon first reading, but bear with me. When I first read this letter I thought: Oh, how sweet! They are crushing a young child’s dreams. Then as I read further I realize that their explanation, while sweet, isn’t factual. Their reasoning is that believing in Santa Claus prepares a child for the inevitability that he will have to b... More...


By • Dec 6th, 2012 • Category: Advice, FAMILY, Mom Health, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, SHINFO


Beauty Spotting: How to Look Radiant for Your Relatives This Thanksgiving

Tweet Seeing relatives I haven’t seen in while over the holidays always makes me stressed. Many of you are probably [...]

Seeing relatives I haven’t seen in while over the holidays always makes me stressed. Many of you are probably going to encounter at least a few relatives in these coming days. It requires meticulous outfit planning, a knockout beauty routine, and red carpet-worthy hair, but nothing says “My life is everything I hoped it would be and more, plus I’m aging beautifully,” better than... More...


By • Nov 20th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics, Skin


Link Love: Pre-Fall Edition

Tweet A more delicious way to rake in the ca$h at a lemonade stand [Funny Not Slutty] What to start [...]

A more delicious way to rake in the ca$h at a lemonade stand [Funny Not Slutty] What to start doing now to look and feel fab by fall [Beauty Sweet Spot] New York City’s best boutiques – no suburban chain stores here [Haute Living] Is Mariah Carey’s new nail polish line for OPI as pretty as her voice? [Endless Beauty] 21 affordable ways to give your bathroom a fresh look for fall... More...


By • Aug 15th, 2012 • Category: Bathroom, BEAUTY, CELEBS, Cosmetics, ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, FASHION, FOOD AND TRAVEL, HEALTH, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, Nails, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Skin


Link Love: Look At This Puppy Edition

Links we love rom blogs we can’t get enough of.

Suniverse tackles the tough questions so you don’t have to [Funny Not Slutty] Don’t be afraid to put oil on your face [Beauty Sweet Spot] Great ways to exercise your butt [Endless Beauty] Sex secrets from the pros at The Bunny Ranch [iVillage] Who’s the hottest bride in Hollywood? [BRIDEfinds] Fictionairy make s acomeback with Faux-roccanoil [Beauty Blogging Junkie] Perfect pair... More...


By • Jun 13th, 2012 • Category: BEAUTY, CELEBS, ENTERTAINMENT, FAMILY, FASHION, FOOD AND TRAVEL, HEALTH, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS


Relationship Spotting: Family Tree Necklace

Tweet I love my family. They are the most badass, amazing, hilarious, insane people I have ever met. I have [...]

I love my family. They are the most badass, amazing, hilarious, insane people I have ever met. I have never found a way to properly showcase my love for them, and I think this necklace would make me look way gayer than I actually am. If you are a girl, an obviously gay homo, a tranny, or a dowager this is probably the perfect way to show your love for the people in your life in an artsy, fashionable way.... More...


By • Jun 10th, 2012 • Category: FASHION, Jewelry, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS