If you love books and drugs, you’re in luck.  The Dominican Republic is your Mecca.

Dominican authorities made a mega drug bust after intercepting several coke packets that were sewn into the lining of dictionaries that were bound for Europe.  Sorry, lovely Eurotrash people, you’ll have to deal with your techno music sans coke for a [...]

with this ridic shirt:

“The Sound Equalizer EL Shirt comes with a tiny driver unit that sits in a hidden pocket on the inside of the shirt. Select either high or low sensitivity to sound. High sensitivity is great to watch the EQ respond to voices or everyday sounds. Low sensitivity is used in clubs where [...]

Amy’s career.  Dead.  Coded.  Call it.  No chance for resuscitation.
Check it out as Amy Winehouse completely bombs a live performance given at the Jazz Festival in St. Lucia.  I’m sure the dudes dancing next to her are just as confused as we all are.  “Just keep dancing” they say in their heads.  “Wait, is she [...]

It pains me to say that it’s time for me to find a new rolemodel. America’s sweetheart Paula Abdul admitted to Ladies’ Home Journal this week that she fought a secretive 12-year battle against painkiller addiction. And frankly, I’m shocked.

All of those good times with Paula– the slurring, the delightfully idiotic American Idol commentary, the loony “Opposites Attract” music [...]

I had a roommate once who swore the key to everlasting happiness was to feng shui the love and marriage sections of our rooms.
She put up photographs of Paris and has been with her husband for three years now.
I’ve spent that time periodically rearranging the colors and elements in my section and have so far [...]