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A Breakdown of Dating Each Zodiac Sign

TweetEvery Zodiac sign is different, especially when it comes to dating. Not everybody believes in astrology, but I find it to be a very useful tool. I believe knowledge is power, so every time I start dating another poor, unsuspecting soul, one of the first things I do is check out our compatibility via our astrological charts. Believe it or not, doing this can gain you some helpful insights on h... »

Who Pays For The Date?

Who Pays For The Date?

TweetWhen the check comes, how do you handle the bill? We have to thank our lucky stars for Vogue. When they’re not answering the hard-hitting questions of fashion journalism, they’re teaching us a lesson on dating. A recent article talked about answering the new question of dating: who picks up the check? READ MORE: Stop Wearing Flower Crowns One of the things I noticed in the article... »

Tips To Improve Your Online Dating Life

Tips To Improve Your Online Dating Life

TweetOnline dating is hard but it doesn’t have to be. Ha! I can’t with that line I just wrote. Online dating is our Everest. Do you know how hard it is to be the elusive chanteuse that you’re meant to be? Very because our lives are plastered all over the damn internet. Personally, I still can’t find a guy to take me out on a second date. (Full Disclosure: It may be because ... »

The Best Dating Advice Comes From The 1930s—Obviously

The Best Dating Advice Comes From The 1930s—Obviously

TweetListen, I can bag a man for a date and make him take me to Per Se for dinner. I’m pretty good at this whole dating thing. However, don’t quote me on that when it comes to me doing a walk of shame the next morning. I just never really had any kind of guide, letting me know that you don’t need to sleep with men just because they buy you dinner. If someone had let me in on that... »

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Are Blow jobs an Accurate Form of Communication?

TweetWe use blow jobs to get what we want, to get out of things we don’t want to do, as a form of currency, and as a reward for our boyfriends, when they do something generous like sleep through the night without farting. So I ask you the question, are blow jobs an accurate form of communication? My answer is yes; The reason being, you can say more with a blow job than you can by speaking. If your... »

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5 Reasons Not to Date a Dog Owner

TweetContrary to popular belief, dating a guy whose best friend is a dog isn’t all: “shirtless games of catch in the park” and “snuggling with cocoa on the couch while the dog licks your feet”. It also includes incredible experiences such as: “trying to scrape dog shit off the sidewalk in the rain” and “avoiding Lymes Disease while removing a tick with a lighter”. My point is that even though guys... »

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Three Clever Ways to Approach a Hot Stranger

TweetI always see hot guys on the subway, but I never approach them. The reason for this is that I have no way of knowing if they are gay, and also I am kind of a wimp when it comes to approaching strangers. If you have a vagina, you stand a much better chance at picking up a guy in public, especially since all you really have to do is stick your boobs out and they will come to you. I understand t... »

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How to Avoid Becoming a Cat Lady

TweetLook around your apartment. Are there at least 3 random cats lounging around, plotting to kill you in your sleep? Do these cats have strange names like Mr. Winkles, Marisa Cooper, and Tinkersmell? Do you work at an animal shelter, by any chance? Have your vagina been bone dry for the past year? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you might be in danger of becoming a cat lady. No fe... »

Relationship Spotting: Is Pinterest Encouraging Women To Be Doormats?

Relationship Spotting: Is Pinterest Encouraging Women To Be Doormats?

Tweet Every time I go on Pinterest, I gag at all the overly sentimental, flowery love images they ram down our throats. There are so many overly emotional messages there that say things like: “I’m not as strong as I pretend to be” or “Im the kind of girl who tells the cops I ran into my boyfriend’s fist because I am a Southern girl”. I understand that these litt... »

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How to Guarantee You Will Never Get a Boyfriend

Tweet While trolling online looking for random naked photos of Dave Franco, I ran across this little image, and couldn’t help but comment. This is possibly the worst advice you could ever give a girl, or anyone for that matter. I know it’s not #1 on everyone’s priority list, but we can all admit that its nice to have a guy around. If you follow this advice, that will most certain... »

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