Now, I know 4 out of 10 of Jewish dudes love themselves some Cool Runnings, but even Sanka’s crazy ass wouldn’t be down with this uh… team building activity.

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Besides the multiple mentions of pussy, and the vehement insistance that you be circumcised, and um… yeah I think I saw the phrase “gangbang sluts,” …besides all that, I kinda [...]

It’s a soft economy, and if there’s only one person you can afford to hire for household staff for 2010, it should definitely be a thug.  And heck, NJ is commutable!

We are in a recession.  You have a tub?  This guys got the cash.  All this dude wants to do is soak and relax.  He said he’s also Italian so you know he wont be hairy at all.  I mean, I’m not volunteering my bathtub, but maybe you will.  No?  Oh well, I tried.

I’m not passing judgment.  It’s gotta be hard to be a single dad.  At least he didn’t say that “Skittles” is going to live on a farm.

**NOTE:  This was done with my friend Brooke.  We get a little crazy sometimes.**
Via Craigslist’s epic “Missed Connections.” My primary source of entertainment.
Title: I want to f**k my landlord in the worst way!!!!! – m4w (Nassau by the mall)
“I wish she would come down, check the fuse box, or whatever… I want so bad to [...]

Craig’s list is a godsend for almost anything under the sun: whether you’re looking to sell a barely worn pair of Gucci pumps or get some movers to help you with that oversized couch, it’s the first place you look.  For finding an apartment in Manhattan, however, it may hinder rather than help your search.  [...]

So I love to peruse the “misc romance” and “casual encounters” sections of the personals on Craigslist when I’m bored. It’s terribly entertaining to read the royally f*cked up requests for sex, in all forms that they come. There have been requests for “JO to climax into the vortex [of a tornado],” “getting tagged from [...]

Are your parents giving you a hard time about your love life?  Do they say you’ve been single too long and just want you to settle down?!  Give your parents a big “STFU” with this winner of a man. Meet “Mister Christopher Duett, aka Twig, at your service. Mr. Do-it, if you’re nasty. ” [...]

As a single New Yorker, I know that the dating pool can sometimes seem limited, am I right? When you find someone great, you can’t just let him pass by. Imagine my surprise to find the man of my dreams on craigslist, of all places! Seems fitting, as I found both my apartment and job [...]

I’m sad to report another whacko on the internet… yet, I’m somehow satisfied knowing that at least none of my friends are quite this weird.  They say marriage ruins you, and this is the proof:
This guy, who happily posted in the Brooklyn section of Craigslist, loves to wear pantyhose… and for some bizarre reason, his [...]