christmas ornaments

Holiday Miracle Boobs

Holiday Miracle Boobs

TweetMiracle boobs can be yours: celebrate the holidays by adorning your tits with ornaments. The holidays are jubilant time for everyone, especially people with boobs. Every year I get invited to an ugly sweater party or two, but I’ve never before thought of decorating my tits, or dressing them up like reindeers. This is obviously a mega fail on my part, because I’ve essentially wasted my e... »

beard baubles

Introducing Beard Baubles

TweetBeard Baubles, also known as Christmas ornaments for your beard. If your boyfriend is one of the currently trending lumbersexuals traipsing around town in full bearded drag, you should probably listen up. The latest craze in Beard culture is here, in the form of Beard Baubles. Beard Baubles are the best way to decorate your boyfriend’s facial hair this holiday season. Want to stand out a holi... »

Vintage Spotting: Christmas Ornaments

Vintage Spotting: Christmas Ornaments

Take it from a Jew, vintage Christmas ornaments are the bee's knees. »