Oh, Hey Stephanie Hope fans!

Think you know everything about this little lady?
Here is a little list I like to call:
Getting To Know Stephanie Hope :

She likes old fudge, because ‘it’s crunchy’.
Her legs are “SOOO Hot”.
She knows all of the words to “Crazy On You” and will sing it to you at Karaoke Night
One Word. Bumpits.
She [...]

As somewhat of an extremist, I’m constantly on the prowl for beauty products that accentuate my assets to a maximal degree. It’s the reason why Bumpits, a reliable mascara, and a padded bra are quintessential to my everyday functioning (Yes, I’m guilty of sporting faux-cleavage now and again. Sue me).
So it’s no surprise that among my [...]

This summer sucks. For one thing, I’m still obscenely pale. Did god forget to pay the heating bill? Is he going to help me get a refund on the summery bullshit I’ve purchased that will not be put to use? Tolstoy once said the two most powerful warriors are patience and time, but I’m no powerful warrior. [...]

We all had heroes as a kid, right? Someone who you wanted to grow up and be like? Someone who was so unfathomably cool that you would walk around with their face on your lunchbox just to show your undying devotion to their celebrity? Unfortunately for me and many others, the ’90s weren’t a great time [...]