11 Things Heidi Montag Pratt Wants You to Know About Yourself

11 Things Heidi Montag Pratt Wants You to Know About Yourself

TweetThe ride or die reality of Heidi Montag Pratt you’ve been missing: she’s not just a pair of giant boobs bouncing through The Hills these days, she’s a thoughtful example of modern American reality television, and exists somewhere around the crossroads of Lifetime, where her show The Mother/Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition airs its season finale May 13, and NatGeo because it’s a sort of ... »

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Five Reasons Your Boobs are Sagging

TweetIf your breasts are sagging, these five habits may be to blame. I, like every other red-blooded woman out there, don’t ever want my boobs to sag. I personally have a great relationship with my breasts and enjoy them at the current altitude where they reside. Since I’m actually a guy this goal is probably a lot easier for me to maintain, but I stumbled across these five habits that can cause s... »

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This Mother Still Breastfeeds Her Six Year Old

TweetA 52-year-old Australian mother is still breastfeeding a 6 year old.  In the world of ‘what the Hell is happening on Earth’ this ranks pretty damn high. 52 year old Maha Al Musa is an Australian belly dancing expert and human rights activist who plans to breastfeed her daughter until she is 10. I don’t know about you, but the face that she is 52 and can still produce breast milk is pretty ast... »

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Five Super Strange Boobs

TweetThese strange boobs are enough to keep me gay forever. I am not one to make fun of medical conditions, even though I have no problem making fun of anything else. When I first saw these strange boobs I wasn’t sure whether to call a doctor, a photoshop con artist, or a priest, but the one thing I was sure of was that they needed to be shared. I know that boobs come in all shapes and sizes, but ... »

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Drink Champagne Out of Kate Moss’ Boob

TweetA London restaurant has created a Champagne coupe modeled by Kate Moss’ left breast. Up until now, the only people who have been lucky enough to drink from Kate Moss’ boobs are her children, and probably some coked up rock-stars in the 80s. Mayfair’s 34 Restaurant in London worked with British artist Jane McAdam Freud (the most British name in history) to change all that, and now the world ca... »

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8 Things You Didn’t Know About Boobs

TweetEverything you ever wanted to know about breasts. Even though you may have two (or more) boobs strapped to your chest, chances are there are some things you don’t know about them. To men, boobs are a mystery to be uncovered. Most of the time this just involves getting a girl drunk and being able to unhook her bra with one hand. To women, boobs are a nuisance, an inconvenience, a source of pri... »

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Bare Breasts: The Double Standard of Summer

TweetCall me a homo, but I don’t really understand the big deal about titties. Straight guys don’t generally like globs of fat hanging off their girlfriend’s bodies, but boobs seem to be a rather large exception. Now that the weather is finally warming up, it has become acceptable again to wear less clothes and maybe even go topless. All the gays I know are sitting in their closets surrounded by n... »

7 Different Bras Every Woman Must Own

7 Different Bras Every Woman Must Own

TweetIn my life, I have worn my fair share of bras. Why, you ask? Because I’m a small B-cup, and sometimes when I am drunk my boobs hurt just like yours. It never ceases to amaze me how many different varieties of bras exist, and how women basically wear the same one every day unless they are planning to get laid. Then, even when they do get laid they don’t match their undies to their ... »

Top five etsy tits

Top Five Etsy Tits

Tweet Watercolor of John Adams with Breasted jowls. Even though I am gay, I can appreciate a good pair of boobies. I think boobs should be celebrated, since they both provide us with nourishment, and give guys something to stare at while you are talking about your feelings. Here are the top 5 breast-related items on Etsy. Related PostsYour Living Room Needs a Demonic Animal Head Mount Couch Mermai... »

Awesome Spotting: Just Use Glue For Instantly Bigger Boobs!

Awesome Spotting: Just Use Glue For Instantly Bigger Boobs!

Give your breasts a quick lift with Boob Glue! It's like surgery in a bottle, people. »

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