Posts Tagged ‘boobs’
Top Five Etsy Tits
Tweet Watercolor of John Adams with Breasted jowls. Even though I am gay, I can appreciate a good pair of [...]
Watercolor of John Adams with Breasted jowls. Even though I am gay, I can appreciate a good pair of boobies. I think boobs should be celebrated, since they both provide us with nourishment, and give guys something to stare at while you are talking about your feelings. Here are the top 5 breast-related items on Etsy. Related PostsAwkward Spotting: Adults-Only Anne Geddes- Inspired Portraits Top Five ... More...
By Gary • May 1st, 2013 • Category: Art, ENTERTAINMENT, Toys
Awesome Spotting: Just Use Glue For Instantly Bigger Boobs!
Give your breasts a quick lift with Boob Glue! It’s like surgery in a bottle, people.
Hold onto your boobies ladies! No longer do you have to be a certified member of the itty bitty titty committee because there’s a new breast product hitting the beauty market, and you guessed it: it promises to give you those voluptuous jugs you’ve always dreamt of without going under the knife. Wait, what!?! Yeahhhhh, it’s Boob Glue! Invented by Dawn Jackson of Bosom Couture, this ... More...
By Elizabeth Mitchell • Mar 25th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, Cosmetics
How To Take Care of Your Boobs
Tweet Your boobs are one of your most prized possessions. They can help you find a mate, get out of [...]
Your boobs are one of your most prized possessions. They can help you find a mate, get out of parking tickets, and feed your children. Many women don’t know how to take care of their boobs, however. So here are five easy ways to make your boobs love you as much as you love them. Barbie loves her boobs so much she put them on a necklace. 1. Maintain your weight. If you try fad and miracle diets... More...
By Gary • Mar 17th, 2013 • Category: Adult Health, Advice, HEALTH, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Whip Up The Perfect Penis & Boobs Pasta Valentine’s Meal!
Nothing wrong with showing a little boob on V-day…
Chances are, you’re probably sitting at your desk right now completely blowing off work in search of the perfect way to celebrate Valentine’s Day and make your dude the happiest man on earth. Well hell folks, so are we! That’s why when we came across these two beautiful boxes of Penis and Boob Pasta, we knew our hunt was done, because let’s be honest people, what could be be... More...
By Elizabeth Mitchell • Feb 11th, 2013 • Category: Advice, Dating, Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
The Boobypack
Tweet Sick of losing all those hot totties’ phone numbers in the depths of your breasts? Or tired of feeling [...]
Sick of losing all those hot totties’ phone numbers in the depths of your breasts? Or tired of feeling all sorts of uncomfy because you just tried to store your iPhone in there? We never thought we’d be saying this, but turns out, the Boobypack might be your solution! It’s like a fannypack for your tits “that holds and protects your valuables from excessive sweat and movem... More...
By Elizabeth Mitchell • Feb 7th, 2013 • Category: FASHION, Lingerie, Shoes and Accessories
WTF Spotting: Extra Nipples (Because You Can Never Have Too Many)
You can never have too many nipples!
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always been under the impression that anyone who has an extra nipple is either a.) highly embarrassed by it or b.) has already had it removed. Soooo, the thought of a human being actually wanting to plaster on a third nip is kind of foreign to me. Like why? WTF? I just don’t understand. But hey, to each his own. Apparently (according to the p... More...
By Elizabeth Mitchell • Jan 7th, 2013 • Category: BEAUTY, FASHION, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS
Style Spotting: Crazy Cat Pasties
Because we love all things cat related around here…
Well, these crazy kitten pasties certainly bring a whole new meaning to the word “Catnip,” don’t they!? Dubbed the “Scaredy Cat” Pasties, they’re “individually handcrafted with extreme attention to detail, pride and love.” But let’s get to the real point here and talk about the fact that we’d die to see the look on the poor guy’s face ... More...
By Elizabeth Mitchell • Dec 31st, 2012 • Category: FASHION, Shoes and Accessories
Awkward Spotting: Cookie Jar Covered in Boobs
Tweet Have you ever stood in your kitchen and thought: “This kitchen could really use a cookie jar covered in [...]
Have you ever stood in your kitchen and thought: “This kitchen could really use a cookie jar covered in tits.”? I know I have. Luckily, some strange artist (Jonathan Adler) out there decided to make the fantasies of every young boy come true, and create this multi-breasted cookie jar. Not only will this cookie jar desensitize your children to the naked human body, but it will also sub-c... More...
By Gary • Nov 20th, 2012 • Category: Decor, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, Interiors, Kitchen
Got Milk? This Mobile Breastfeeding Truck Does!
Breastfeed and be proud of it!
Finally, a place where women can breastfeed their babies in public without having to deal with dumb morons who act like they’ve never seen a tit before! Basically, the mission of The Milk Truck, which was created by artist Jill Miller from an old ice cream truck, is to allow moms to feed their children in areas where they’ve typically been discouraged, such as restaurants, shopping malls... More...
By Elizabeth Mitchell • Nov 7th, 2012 • Category: FAMILY, FOOD AND TRAVEL, HEALTH
Gorgeous Lingerie on a Budget. LIKE.
Tweet In the event that you’re the type of gal that likes to keep up to date with being generally [...]
In the event that you’re the type of gal that likes to keep up to date with being generally gorgeous and sexy (and we assume you are because you’re reading this site in the first place), we have delightful news for your boobs and tushies- awesome lingerie on the cheap. Generally a decent bra and panty set at Bloomie’s or any better store would cost upwards of $80 for the set (... More...
By Bryce • Aug 2nd, 2012 • Category: FASHION, Lingerie
