The Situation’s Situation
By Shannon • May 12th, 2010 • Category: CELEBSReally?! Why are these girls looking down his pants?
Really?! Why are these girls looking down his pants?
They can’t be serious, right?
Not too long ago I was speaking with a good friend about how prudish I’ve been over the last year or so, and his response was simply, “Seriously? That’s why we can’t date. If I don’t get a blowjob and a finger up my butt on the first date, the girl doesn’t even get a call back.”
Thanks, China. You always pull through for us. This time you discovered that over two thirds of the female short-nosed bat population engages in fellatio, or blow jobs. The females enjoyed longer lasting sex as a result (hey, even a fruit bat’s gotta get some). Before this, only humans and bonobo chimps were thought to [...]
Thanks, Etsy.com. How can you get clean with something so dirty? Related Posts:The Situation’s SituationThe Most Powerful Position…Fingering on the First Date… For Men.More Useless Sex FactsFellatio You Never Expected
Now here’s a tip. I’m guessing most of us can agree that we love to, ahem, receive and not give. I’m sure you get the idea. but just in case you didn’t, I’ll be blunt. The next time you give your man a BJ, why not make it a more…..SWEET experience. How, you ask? You [...]
Oh, Burger King. What’s it gonna take to stop you? First, the ice-cream symbol BK used on their lids very closely resembled the Arabic inscription for ‘Allah’, the sacred being of the Islamic religion. Next, they offended Mexicans with their Texican burger ad, which depicted a tall, white cowboy representing Texas (obviously) and a little wrestler Mexican [...]