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17 Bachelorette Party Games to Play Pre-Wedding

17 Bachelorette Party Games to Play Pre-Wedding

TweetHe popped the question; and you said yes.  Now, while the euophoric high of your engagement still has you a buzz, it’s time to plan your bachelorette party!  Here are 17 fun activities for you and your wedding party to enjoy on your last night as a free woman. [ img ] 1. Play Ex-Charades Divide into two teams and take turns pretending to be one of the bachelorette’s former Boy Fri... »

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Five Ways To Reuse Your Penis Cake Pan

Tweet If you have ever attended or thrown a bachelorette party, chances are you have a penis cake pan sitting around. Barring events that marriage, you probably won’t have many chances to make use of your penis cake…or will you? Here are five suggestions for how to repurpose your penis cake pan. Don’t be surprised if your 5-year-old niece sees right through it though, kids are gr... »

Top Five Penis Cakes

Top Five Penis Cakes

Tweet This penis cake proves that from the beginning, women always had bigger balls. Since the dawn of time, people have used the symbol of the phallus to celebrate fertility, religion, and godliness. Here in 2012, we call it the symbol of the dick and we use it to remind our slutty friends that we know all their dirty little secrets, and we love them that much more for it. You don’t buy a p... »

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (f’realz edition)

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (f’realz edition)

Yup, this is real life. »

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (all sortsa stuff edition)

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (all sortsa stuff edition)

Tweet“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit…what a ride!’” ~Hunter S. Thompson 1) I Sext With Gay Men. A Lot. It’s true, I do. And it usually starts off with something really innocent on my end. Like today for example, when I sent Gary a picture of my son holding a little heart-shape... »

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (bachelorette party edition)

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (bachelorette party edition)

Bachelorette parties, napping, and intravenous substances »

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (hawt Friday edition)

Bryce Gruber’s Thoughts of the Day (hawt Friday edition)

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What’s Wrong Here?

What’s Wrong Here?

TweetDear Middle of the Country, While I understand that you have a sincere need for entertainment and would like to celebrate the upcoming marriage of your beloved male family member, I don’t think it’s necessary to make his bachelor party a family event.  The word “trash” comes to mind. Sincerely, Bryce A. Gruber, expert on this crap Related PostsFive Reasons to Visit An... »