Posts Tagged ‘bachelorette parties’
Tweet If you have ever attended or thrown a bachelorette party, chances are you have a penis cake pan sitting [...]
If you have ever attended or thrown a bachelorette party, chances are you have a penis cake pan sitting around. Barring events that marriage, you probably won’t have many chances to make use of your penis cake…or will you? Here are five suggestions for how to repurpose your penis cake pan. Don’t be surprised if your 5-year-old niece sees right through it though, kids are growi... More...
By Gary • Feb 20th, 2013 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Toys
Tweet This penis cake proves that from the beginning, women always had bigger balls. Since the dawn of time, people [...]
This penis cake proves that from the beginning, women always had bigger balls. Since the dawn of time, people have used the symbol of the phallus to celebrate fertility, religion, and godliness. Here in 2012, we call it the symbol of the dick and we use it to remind our slutty friends that we know all their dirty little secrets, and we love them that much more for it. You don’t buy a pen... More...
By Gary • Jun 20th, 2012 • Category: Food, FOOD AND TRAVEL, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Sex Life, Toys, Wedding
Yup, this is real life.
“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” -Winston S. Churchill 1. No Dildos Necessary. Tonight I sent a text message to Gary with the official bachelorette party invitation. He responded by asking me if he needs to bring a dildo or a cuisinart or something, which really got me thinking… do I need more sex toys? Not r... More...
By Bryce • Jan 31st, 2011 • Category: SHINFO
Tweet “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid [...]
“Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit…what a ride!’” ~Hunter S. Thompson 1) I Sext With Gay Men. A Lot. It’s true, I do. And it usually starts off with something really innocent on my end. Like today for example, when I sent Gary a picture of my son holding a little heart... More...
By Bryce • Jan 22nd, 2011 • Category: SHINFO
Bachelorette parties, napping, and intravenous substances
It’s a frigid 26 degrees here in NYC today, and I’m pretty sure that my little street is even colder since it’s right ON the river (read: constant cold wind). I’m bundled up in cardigans for warmth and fun jewelry for inspiration, because sparkles warm the soul. 1) You’re Invited to My Bachelorette Party! Am I get married? Not exactly. But, I really like the bache... More...
By Bryce • Dec 15th, 2010 • Category: SHINFO
Penis Cakes & Dates
The weather is beautiful, I bought like 20 carts of groceries at Trader Joe’s, and I’m in mental prep mode for an epic bachelorette fiesta tomorrow night. 1) I Have a Movie Date Tonight. I’m pretty excited for a variety of reasons, but most importantly because this guy is good news and I haven’t seen a movie since the Cannes Film Festival last May.Â I suppose that’s an oc... More...
By Bryce • Nov 12th, 2010 • Category: SHINFO
Tweet Dear Middle of the Country, While I understand that you have a sincere need for entertainment and would like [...]
Tweet Dear Middle of the Country, While I understand that you have a sincere need for entertainment and would like to celebrate the upcoming marriage of your beloved male family member, I don’t think it’s necessary to make his bachelor party a family event.Â The word “trash” comes to mind. Sincerely, Bryce A. Gruber, expert on this crap
By Bryce • Oct 26th, 2009 • Category: ENTERTAINMENT, Nightlife