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Posts Tagged ‘babies’

Loungey Baby Essentials

TweetLoungey baby style is everything, and will make you want to rip off your heels to match your mini-me. Babies [...]

Loungey baby style is everything, and will make you want to rip off your heels to match your mini-me. Babies should be snuggly, sweet-smelling, and comfy at all times. Here’s what you’ll need to get the job done. 1. Crib Shoes. Stride Rite makes the most adorable crib shoes for little ones, and these feature elastic AND velcro closure for easy on/off access and just the right amount of t... More...


By • Apr 16th, 2014 • Category: Babies, FAMILY


Your house can smell like babies even if you don’t have one

TweetClean baby scent is now an option for your home- no babies necessary. Have you ever thought “wow, I love [...]

Clean baby scent is now an option for your home- no babies necessary. Have you ever thought “wow, I love the smell of babies but I have no interest in changing diapers and considering private schools?” Well good, join the rest of us. You’ll be pleased to know that Air Wick has launched their new line of heated scented oil refills in Baby Magic’s Clean Baby scent. It’s ever... More...


By • Mar 13th, 2014 • Category: Bedroom, HOME AND REAL ESTATE, Interiors


Introducing Baby DJ School For Musically Gifted Toddlers

TweetDoes your baby like to drop sick beats while power-drinking flavored water? Do people constantly offer your infant ecstasy, even [...]

Does your baby like to drop sick beats while power-drinking flavored water? Do people constantly offer your infant ecstasy, even though he or she has “sworn off it and found the light”? Has your toddler ever been to rehab? If so, you might consider enrolling them in Brooklyn’s Baby DJ School.   Since New York babies are obviously more tuned in than regular babies, it stands to reason that... More...


By • Mar 7th, 2014 • Category: Babies, Parenting


Skincare Miracle: Diaper Rash Cream

TweetDiaper rash cream can treat lots of skin issues- who knew? Whether you’ve had your own baby or just been [...]

Diaper rash cream can treat lots of skin issues- who knew? Whether you’ve had your own baby or just been around a few tubes of diaper rash cream in your day, you might be surprised to know that it does more than just heal little baby tushies– the active ingredient, zinc oxide, can actually treat and prevent a host of nasty skin issues. The moral of the story is keep a tube handy, whet... More...


By • Mar 6th, 2014 • Category: BEAUTY


Unusual Baby Gifts You Never Knew Existed

TweetSo, your best friend is having a baby. Or maybe it’s your sister? Whatever- it’s someone close enough to warrant [...]

So, your best friend is having a baby. Or maybe it’s your sister? Whatever- it’s someone close enough to warrant the energy to go beyond the usual pack of onesies and a diaper cake (if you’re not familiar with diaper cakes you’re either too young to be reading this or you’re obviously living in a non-North American nation). So, at every price point, here’s what I... More...


By • Feb 27th, 2014 • Category: Babies, FAMILY


Strange Baby Customs From Around the World

TweetI tell you, some weird shit goes on in this world. I was lucky enough to be there for the [...]

I tell you, some weird shit goes on in this world. I was lucky enough to be there for the birth of my first nephew, and lucky that my sister had enough of a sense of humor (and lack of fucks-to-give) to snap a pic of her afterbirth so we could discuss it afterwards. Having a baby is kind of a big deal no matter where you live in the world, and every country has its own customs. Here are three stra... More...


By • Feb 7th, 2014 • Category: Babies, Parenting


New Mom Essentials For Every Stage

TweetWhether you’re popping out a first baby or shuffling along till baby number 3 (or more) comes along, there are [...]

Whether you’re popping out a first baby or shuffling along till baby number 3 (or more) comes along, there are a bunch of things you need, but probably don’t even know you need. Like, what stretch mark cream to use or what’s the best collapsing stroller? Here’s a good idea of what should be on your list. 1. There will be bottles all over, and you’ll be too crazy to k... More...


By • Oct 29th, 2013 • Category: Babies, BEAUTY, FAMILY, Parenting, Pregnancy


Three Ways to Cro-shame Your Baby on Etsy

TweetCro-shame= crochet + shame. See what I did there? I’m pretty sure the reason God made me gay is so [...]

Cro-shame= crochet + shame. See what I did there? I’m pretty sure the reason God made me gay is so I could never have a baby, since the closest thing I have ever had to a child was a dog, and I sold her for $500 so I could go on a vacation. Nothing is more comforting than a man-eating sea monster with two rows of teeth eating your tootsies. Still, if I ever did have one it would be the most... More...


By • Oct 20th, 2013 • Category: Babies, FASHION, Parenting


Five Things You Shouldn’t Admit You Have Done With Your Baby

TweetI had a dog once, and she was a total bad-ass. This leads me to believe that if I ever [...]

I had a dog once, and she was a total bad-ass. This leads me to believe that if I ever have a baby, he or she will be pretty awesome too. I want to be one of those cool moms, like the one from Mean Girls who wear bitchin velour jump-suits and let their kids drink in the house. You have given your kid prison tattoos Anyone who has ever been around a kid knows that they can be an endless form of ente... More...


By • Aug 28th, 2013 • Category: Babies, FAMILY, Parenting


Man + Pregnancy = Pregmancy

TweetSince I just made it up, I doubt you have heard of pregmancy, but I now officially declare it a [...]

Since I just made it up, I doubt you have heard of pregmancy, but I now officially declare it a thing. Pregmancy is when a man drinks so much beer that he resembles a pregnant woman. The problem is that a pregmant man can do a lot of things a pregnant woman can’t. Here is a list of those incongruities, in no particular order: Drink. If pregnant women have a few, they risk the chance of a sl... More...


By • Aug 27th, 2013 • Category: Adult Health, Alcohol, Babies, FAMILY, HEALTH, Parenting, Pregnancy