Now, I know 4 out of 10 of Jewish dudes love themselves some Cool Runnings, but even Sanka’s crazy ass wouldn’t be down with this uh… team building activity.

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Besides the multiple mentions of pussy, and the vehement insistance that you be circumcised, and um… yeah I think I saw the phrase “gangbang sluts,” …besides all that, I kinda [...]

As everyone knows by now, Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol. I don’t know about you but Kara just doesnt do it for me..I want crazy Paula who loves everyone that walks through the door that can sing half-way decently. I want crazy Paula who hates Simon and could very easily be totally wasted the [...]

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And so do we!

Cute shirt Paula, now that you’re off American Idol, looks like you’ve had more time to shop and work on your casual dog playing attire. Your Jenny B. Burnout Shirt fits right in, and we dig it.
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Stop the presses, Adam Lambert should’ve won American Idol! EVERYONE AGREES! Except for Clay Aiken, who ripped Lambert a new asshole on his pay-per-view blog. And I agree with whatever Clay Aiken says, because he is America’s favorite gay dad and he knows American Idol like the inside of a well-organized, vast-but-dark-and-lonely closet. DUH! Clay [...]

It pains me to say that it’s time for me to find a new rolemodel. America’s sweetheart Paula Abdul admitted to Ladies’ Home Journal this week that she fought a secretive 12-year battle against painkiller addiction. And frankly, I’m shocked.

All of those good times with Paula– the slurring, the delightfully idiotic American Idol commentary, the loony “Opposites Attract” music [...]

It’s that time of year again; the fever has struck,
Models with twig legs and big hair are running amuck.
Designers they fret, hoping to avoid major dilemma,
But Friday was simply chicness and fun for Ottavia et Emma!
Last Friday (yep – the 13th!), The Bryant Park Hotel’s Cellar Bar was packed with beauties and VIPs at [...]

Just like the seasons before it, the eighth season of American Idol is chalk full of controversy. Which is probably the only reason people are even talking about it anymore. The exploitative battle of the haves and have-nots hasn’t even made it to Hollywood Week, and already I have to question what the purpose of [...]