HAHA GET IT?!?!  Hillary Clinton is a ball buster and they turned her into a nutcracker! Genius.  You always said you wanted to get screwed by Bill Clinton right?!  Now you can!  Well you can imagine its you while you unscrew your wine bottle.

Amazon:  The place where you can get your books, breakfast cereal, or [...]

Presto 05420 FryDaddy Electric Deep Fryer

$39.99 $22.97

Pinzon 7-Piece Stainless-Steel Gadget Set with Stand

$35.00 $19.99

FroliCat BOLT Automatic Laser Toy for Cats

$19.95 $17.25

Microsuede Feather Full/Queen Comforter Set, Chocolate

$110.00 $39.99

SteamFast SF-407 1500-Watt Fabric Steamer

$89.99 $42.99

GKI/Bethlehem Lighting 25-Foot Indoor/Outdoor Holiday Light Set with 50 Wide-Angle Mini FlexChange LED Lights, White

$34.99 $19.99

Tom Douglas by Pinzon Wenger 10-Inch Chef’s Knife

$55.00 $29.99

La [...]

DVDs are super duper stocking stuffers, gifts for friends & co-workers… and we found them really cheap from Amazon.com!

17 Again (DVD)
$14.99

2001 A Space Odyssey (Blu-ray)
$9.49

2001 A Space Odyssey (DVD)
$11.49

24 Redemption (DVD)
$7.99

24 Season Seven (DVD)
$19.99

300 (DVD)
$8.99

300 Limited Edition Collector’s Copy (DVD)
$23.49

A Christmas Story (Blu-ray)
$15.99

A Christmas Story (DVD)
$10.49

A Clockwork Orange (DVD)
$10.99

A Miser Brothers’ Christmas Deluxe Edition (DVD)
$10.49

A [...]

Thank you again, Amazon.com, for being my go-to resource for all things.  I can buy Swiffer cloths, envelopes, shoes, shampoo, and even used condoms from you.

It’s true.  Here’s a small sampling of the penis merchandise that can be had at Amazon.com  …and heck, you might even qualify for FREE super saver shipping!
1. The Penis Luge: because they want you to “pour at the hip, drink at the tip.”  $24.99

2. Art Deco Cock Sculpture: You never know when you’ll need fine [...]

I got a call a few days ago from an internationally heralded psychic and “channel” Kim O’Neill.  She’s great!  Kim is an internationally respected psychic and author, and is known for her ability to speak with our “angels.”  Generally I take psychics and fortune tellers with a grain of salt, but Kim was pretty darn [...]

80’s Phenom Jacket Trend– are coming back in a whole new way.  Weary of spending hundreds on this trend?
Check out Amazon.com and try this one on for size without blowing your budget!
And there is no excuse not to add just ONE more LBD into your wardrobe…for only $53 bucks? Why not??