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Sperm Cupcakes

Written by Bryce

There’s nothing like a sweet, creamy sperm cake!

These tasty treats are creamy and delicious (pun intended, or not), and serve as a classy little way to tell your boyfriend, “pony up, because my biological timeclock is ticking.”

Use your traditional cupcake recipe, but pre-make the spermatozoa by piping drops of melted chocolate onto wax paper.  Allow to set in fridge, and follow up with a squiggly tale.  Refrigerate again till hard.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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