Speedboat Pool Table Helps Lure Men to Your House

A friend recently asked me, “Bryce, the truth is, I have no interest in putting makeup on and simply no time to develop a more interesting personality… so how the f*ck can I lure a man back to my house?”  Well, Rachel, I’m glad you asked.  The perfect solution is this $60,000 Speedboat Pool Table.  Sure, you could spend oodles of time reading interesting literature, embracing the arts, or even taking up needlepoint… but why? All it takes is 60k for you to be every man’s dream girl. Take a look:


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Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber