If you’re sitting there pondering, hmmm, what do I get my pesky ass little cousin for Christmas who I sometimes wish were attacked by a great white shark from the movies, then you’ve come to the right place folks. You obviously want him or her swallowed up by Jaws ASAP so the most legal way to make that happen this holiday season is with a Chumbuddy Grey sleeping bag from Amazon.com. We say it’s totally worth the $269.95 investment just to see the look on that little gremlin’s face when he or she opens up this shark attack of a package. SURPRISE ASSHOLE!!!! Now run along and go ahead and get eaten up by a shark.
On a different note, Chumbuddy can store up to 5 ft (160 cm) long -corners of mouth to tail/2.2 ft (68 cm) wide of his victim in his belly (just in case you were wondering).
