Paris Hilton’s latest rant about gays with AIDS has really gotten the world thinking about safe sex. Just kidding, it hasn’t gotten the world thinking about anything other than what a moron Paris Hilton is, even though her PR people tried to spin it so hard their nipples inverted.
Still, safe sex is a super important cause, and there is no better way to spread the world than to sleep in a condom. I don’t know who actually invented this condom sleeping bag, but I do know that the best place to advocate safe sex is in your bed. Just imagine- you bring a guy home from the bar and before he can even say “Just let me stick the head in,” you point to your safe-sex-friendly bedding. If that doesn’t clue him into the fact that you are a girl who plays it safe, nothing will.
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