If you can answer yes to any of the following questions, your man probably deserves a good old beej after dinner:
Has he done anything particularly useful today, like finally fix the link under the kitchen sink, or manage to get out of bed without farting?
Is it a holiday, like his birthday, Christmas, or the anniversary of the day he finally found the clitoris?
Has he just lost his job, gotten into a fight with one of his bros, or realized hair is thinning?
Does he seem overly anxious or irritable?Is he acting like a little bitch?
Does he generally make a real effort to lube you up before pounding you like a flanksteak?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you should probably fellate the Hell out of your man after dinner tonight. Its the Christian thing to do.
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