ScarJo Scores… Again

America’s favorite hot-husband-having, bi-curious-song-inspiring blonde bombshell ScarJo is the face of Dolce & Gabbana‘s new line of cosmetics.

Launching this Spring, Gabbana explains that the line will have rose-scented lipsticks, reminiscent of the days when your grandmother could be detected from miles away; lurking somewhere in Chanel No. 5 and a face that emits the odor of a long-forgotten compact.

I’ll admit, I am biased against scents that remind me of grandmas and mothballs; but it is my deep hope that D&G lipsticks will continue to inspire Katy Perry to write odes to Scarlett Johansson’s lips.

While choosing ScarJo necessitates no justification, the D&G boys explained that she is “…sure of herself. She’s a beautiful girl, but she’s really easygoing. She is very Dolce & Gabbana”.

Since the line doesn’t come out until Spring, keep yourself warm by watching Vicky Cristina Barcelona and give yourself one more reason to envy Mrs. Reynolds.

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