Russian Thought on How to Enhance Your Boobz

Today’s Russian Thought is not only full of general wisdom, but it’s entirely practical as well. This one crosses all cultural lines.

Napalnaya lifchik assortimentam kolbasnava adela vasha grud budete smotretsa naturalna = If you fill your bra with assorted cold cuts, your boobs will look natural.

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