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Russian Thought of the Day… spunky fresh.

Written by Bryce

This is entirely logical, really.

Today’s Russian thought is brought to you by practical matters of the heart, elastic waistbands, and eating pineapple.

Yesli bi tvoy product bil sladkiy ya bi ne imela problem s breminestyu. = If your spunk tasted sweet, I wouldn’t be having a problem with pregnancy right now.

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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