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Russian Thought of the Day… be careful!

Written by Bryce

Ouch!

Today’s thought in Russian is especially helpful when trying to make new boyfriends. In fact, as soon as you see what your new guy is working with, I suggest uttering this phrase.


Tvoy huy slishkam bolshoi, ostarozhna ne razarvyi. = Your penis is too huge, be careful or you’ll tear me apart.

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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