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Russian Girls Really Love Ice Cream

Written by Bryce

Dear Russian Girls,

I wonder, is there any normal act that you can’t make more sexual? I have infinite confidence in your ability to porn-up even the most innocent of ice cream commercials. Mazel tov on that, because it’s hard for anyone with pickled herring on their breath to seem sexy.

Lots of love and admiration,

Bryce Gruber

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Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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