Russia, Where Burglary is Punished by Rape!
According to mosnews.com, “A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports”
So let’s get this straight.Â Someone tried to rob a hairstylist.Â The WOMAN then beat the crap out of the thieving bastard (a dude), and then raped him for days?!Â First of all, you never hear of women raping men, so kudos to the Russians for being pioneers.
I know I’ll get in trouble for this, but my Russian friends will all agree… is anyone really surprised by this?!Â Russian women are tough cookies.Â Owe a Russian woman money? Get beaten. Piss a Russian woman off? Get hit by a luxury car.Â Take away a Russian woman’s jewelry? Get smacked across the face with an over-the-top Gucci bag covered in gold.Â Try to rob a Russian woman? Get raped.
Mosnews.com continues by stating, “The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.
The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.”
Holy shit, this is where it get’s better…
The article continues, “After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.
‘Thatâ€™s ridiculous. We hadÂ sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,’ the hairdresser said.
In response, she filed charges against the robber.”