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Relationship Spotting: The Perfect Valentines Teddy Bear

By • Feb 10th, 2013 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys

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I have always been sort of “meh” about Valentines day. There are a few highlights of my past V-days, such as the time I went rock climbing along the Potomac, and the other time I had sex seven times with my boyfriend at his parent’s house. Typically though, the whole rigamarole of chocolate, flowers, candies, dinner dates, and ax-wielding stalker ex-boyfriends is super corny.

That is why when I saw this “giant size shit bitch bear” teddy bear I not only decided to share it, but I tried to track one down. Valentines Day is the corniest of all holidays, and gifts like this are just one way to make it a little more tolerable.

It’s also a great gift for your secret crush. If they don’t laugh at this they aren’t your soulmate. That is just science.

And if you’re really into inappropriate stuffed animals, we have a ton more to suit your fancy. Click here.

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