Relationship Spotting: The Perfect Valentines Teddy BearBy Gary • Feb 10th, 2013 • Category: Dating, SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, Toys
I have always been sort of “meh” about Valentines day. There are a few highlights of my past V-days, such as the time I went rock climbing along the Potomac, and the other time I had sex seven times with my boyfriend at his parent’s house. Typically though, the whole rigamarole of chocolate, flowers, candies, dinner dates, and ax-wielding stalker ex-boyfriends is super corny.
That is why when I saw this “giant size shit bitch bear” teddy bear I not only decided to share it, but I tried to track one down. Valentines Day is the corniest of all holidays, and gifts like this are just one way to make it a little more tolerable.
It’s also a great gift for your secret crush. If they don’t laugh at this they aren’t your soulmate. That is just science.
Gary is Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, photographer, and web designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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