People never normally believe me when I say this, because they always assume that the only thing that is important in finding a gay mate is sexiness, but all I really want is a guy that makes me laugh. Don’t get me wrong, if we are just going to slut around in a hotel lobby bathroom or behind a dumpster then I don’t care if your humor is as dry as my vagina on anti-depressants. For the long term though, I really want someone who I can laugh with all the way until 4 AM.
One of my best relationships (albeit my most successful one) involved four hour showers where we laughed so hard we forgot where we were. As you may well know, my life revolves entirely around having a good time and not taking things too seriously. I feel like humor is the cornerstone to a healthy relationship and an exciting sex life.
One of my weirdest fantasies has always been to do the following: start getting it on with someone (preferably someone whose name I know and/or have tattooed on my smussy) and get really into it. Then, when things are getting really serious, I want to start singing Hakuna Matata or the Gloria Estefan song of my choice). I feel like this will cause an eruption of laughter and bring me a lot closer to whoever that guy is. I am not really sure why I shared that.
Life will continually throw us into serious situations without our consent. It is our duty to ourselves to spend as much time as we can smiling and laughing, preferably into someone’s mouth.
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