Relationship Spotting: The Boyfriend Pillow
Are you a 24-year-old girl who doesn’t have a boyfriend even though you are moderately attractive, and you are worried about spending the winter alone in you apartment or being murdered by your cat? Do you have extremely poor circulation, and wake up in the middle of the night freezing, even though its 70 degrees? Did your father abandon you at a young age, so you find it hard to trust men even though you desperately seek affection through one night stands?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then the boyfriend pillow might be for you. Shaped like the comforting arm of a boyfriend who doesn’t beat you, the boyfriend pillow is for those lonely gals who just want an arm around them while they sleep. It comes complete with half a dress shirt for maximum comfort. If you want to play up the experience a bit, you can even spray men’s cologne on it to create the illusion of actual intimacy.[ via ]