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Raunchy Bitch

Written by Bryce

At 9 months pregnant, the last thing I could possibly imagine taking on is an additional household project.  I’m packed in with preparing the baby’s room, doctors appointments, napping, and general discomfort (note to self: invest in birth control).

So when my boyfriend came home and announced that we are not only having a baby any day, but getting a puppy within the next few weeks… you can imagine how elated I was (or something).  My man had some convincing to do.  I’m still trying to figure out how all this baby stuff works, nevermind dog training in Manhattan.  Then he showed me a photo of the gene pool.  My gosh.  We’re getting a slutty doodle.

That’s right.  A slutty doodle.  Technically a Labradoodle, but the mother of our new pup is a total sexpot.

See below.  How could I refuse an adorable prostidoodle?

Actual Image of My Pup's Momma

Actual Image of My Pup's Momma

About the author

Bryce

Bryce Gruber is a Manhattanite mom who can be found jet-setting off to every corner of the globe. She loves exotic places, planes with WiFi, summer clothes, & Sucre brown butter truffles. Bryce's aim is to do to luxury what Elton John did to being gay. Follow her on twitter @brycegruber

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