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Rant of the Week: How are Gay Babies Made?

Written by Gary

How are gay babies made?

Gay rights have been a hot-button issue for a while now, and I thought it might be time to address some certain situations. Right-wing political activists who lobby against gay marriage seem to think that if they fight against it long enough, gay people will just go away. It boggles my mind when I think about it though, because they have clearly never thought about where gay people come from.

Children are a product of a man inserting his penis into the receptive vagina of a woman (from what I hear). While straight sex isn’t something I normally think about, it is pretty set in stone that it takes a couple of straight people to make a gay baby. We don’t just blossom out of a cabbage patch covered in glitter and suck on the swarovski-encrusted udders of a unicorn until we are old enough to take an active role in ruining mainstream society. Gay babies pop out of straight vaginas just like every other kind of baby. So even if you were able to eliminate every gay person in the entire world, straight people would keep manufacturing more.

I don’t know if there really is such a thing as a gay baby, since the personal acceptance of homosexuality is really the only indicator of it. But in the beginnings of our lives, we aren’t white, black, gay, straight, or slutty. We are just babies.

And this fight will never be won until every single baby born, grows up to have the same rights and privileges as everyone else.

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Gary

Gary is the gay guy that every girl wants to be, and every guy wants to be with (Mostly because he can't get pregnant). He is based in Manhattan, but loves traveling to exotic new people, and sleeping with interesting new places. He is an adventurous writer, digital artist, and game designer that will try almost anything if it makes a good story.
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