Rant of the Week: Finally, I Have a Safe Place to Talk About Female Masturbation
If you’re like me, you love to talk about female masturbation in a public place. Frankly, I love to talk about any kind of masturbation in a public place because its my god-given right to talk about self-stimulation. Japan, apparently, is a completely different story. Love Joule is a new bar in Tokyo that is dedicated to love, sex, and women. Males aren’t even allowed to enter unless they are accompanied by a female. Behind the bar, instead of perusing all the liquors you can’t afford to drink (they keep the plastic bottle shit under the counter) you can gaze upon a wide variety of dildos, vibrators, and other sexual implements.
I have never been to Japan, so I can’t openly speak about the alleged stigma about female masturbation. I can, however, state that if there were a bar here dedicated to female masturbation I would slap a wig on my head, throw on some Marcia Cross for Whole Foods vegan gladiator flats and sneak in.
Oh, to be a fly on that dildo-covered wall.[ via ]