Book with Southwest Airlines if you want to get lucky on your next flight within the United States, or witness a guy running around the plane ass naked. Take your pick.
On a recent flight from California to Missouri, 21 year old Darius Chappille, decided that it would be a good idea to strip down to his birthday suit and show off the goods. Good idea? Not unless the female passenger sitting next to the nudist wanted a nice punch to the face because that’s exactly what happened. He totally TKO’ed the woman sitting next to him then proceeded to roll about the aisles while “he was apparently completely naked when sheriff’s deputies arrested him.” Who does that?! This guy is definitely one chip short of a motherboard. Amazing.
Thanks to the beauty of technology, a passenger on the sexual-tension filled flight 947 could provide us with the following photo:
Too bad the innocent passenger didn’t see our previous post on cock swatting– she would of known exactly what to do in this sticky (no pun intended) situation.
The pilot turned the plane around quicker than a car full of whining kids. “If you don’t put your penis away RIGHT NOW, I’m turning this plane around!” (Thanks Emily) “AND THAT WILL END YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE FIELD TRIP, PRETTY DAMN QUICK!” (Thanks Chris Farley)
I wonder if you earn double points for dealing with bullshit like this on flights?
To see additional footage of the madness known as flight 947 on MSN.com, click here.
It’s so difficult getting comfortable on airlines these days, but I’d have to say having a naked dude sitting next to me would put an even bigger kibosh on the comfort factor.