If you like art and you love penis, look no further.  Brisbane, Australia artist, Tim Patch, is giving canvas new life by using his penis to paint beautiful-ish portraits, landscapes, and and female nudes (ya don’t say?).

Using the pseudonym “Pricasso”, Tim Patch has become an up-and-coming (no pun intended) artist with a catch.  “I dip it in the paint and then apply it to the canvas,” says the 60 year old creative.  “…I videotape all my work because sometimes people don’t believe me.”

Initially he noticed that canvas was too abrasive for his “natural brush” so he switched to paper, but he’s not back to “smoothed-back canvas… for a better effect.”

The best part? If you’re in Australia you can hire him to be entertainment at your adults-only event.  For a measly $50-100 per portrait, your guests will have the best party favor EVER.  Did someone say bar mitzvahs?!