A moment for poop lessons: I hate to break it to you, but you have been pooping wrong.
We may talk a lot about poop here on The Luxury Spot, but that is because everybody poops. Not everyone is into the latest vegan-vegetarian smoothie craze, not everyone likes to learn about the latest DIY nail polish tutorial, and a lot of people out there aren’t in relationships with anything except their smart phones. But everybody who has a body has a butthole, so this news is actually much more relevant and helpful.
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Since our births, we are taught one way to defecate, but as it turns out we have been misinformed. Instead of sitting down for a good, quality BM, we should actually be squatting. The makers of this commercial are hawking a ‘poop stool’ called the ‘squatty potty’ which allows you to assume the squatting position without looking like a homeless man shitting on the subway tracks. Also, it’s about unicorns that poop out ice cream. You’re welcome on both counts. Also, continuing education is important on all subjects, so by that logic, poop lessons are a necessary part of keeping up with an informed lifestyle.
Now we just need to perfect the whole experience by getting one of these giant fun sprinklers that are literal seven foot unicorns.
