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Piercing Your Pussy is Cruel

Written by Steph

After three years of deliberation, three Pennsylvania judges have decided that piercing your cats to give them a “goth” appearance is cruel.

After three years of deliberation, three Pennsylvania judges have decided that piercing your cats to give them a “goth” appearance is cruel. I have to agree – going goth hasn’t been cool since The Cure. Why would you force a played out lifestyle on your pet? Just doesn’t seem right.

Dog groomer Holly Crawford, who hawked gothic kitties on the black market, sold the pierced cats for $100 a pop. Everyone knows that cats are essentially free, so that’s a $100 piercing! Piercing your actual pussy isn’t even that expensive. I remember when I turned 18 and went on a body piercing binge – I had to save up for months (my monthly gross was only $300, but that’s another story). Who the hell can dish out $100 for a piercing that isn’t for them, and where were they when I was a rebellious teenager?

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Steph

a born-and-bred Brooklyn brunette prone to excessive alliteration. Follow her on Twitter @omgstephlol. Read more here.

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