A 17-year-old just received the world’s first ever penis reduction surgery.
Penises everywhere just receded into their shells at this news. A 17-year-old American boy just underwent the first recorded penis reduction surgery. When soft, his penis was almost 7 inches in length, (nothing to write home about) but was 10 inches in circumference, which, as anyone who has ever taken a dick knows, is too damn big.
The teenager had suffered from priapism (unwanted boners) several times, and suffered from a condition that causes abnormally shaped blood cells block blood vessels in the penis, causing swelling. The teen was unable to have sex or play sports, and his dick was plainly visible even when he was fully dressed, so he obviously had to do something about it.
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The teen spent two days in the hospital, and then returned home, happy with the result. On a journalistic note, we have to wonder a few things: 1) was it always this big? 2) was he snipped at birth? if so, did anyone notice THEN how enormous he was in comparison to the rest of the human population? 3) what type of equipment is his dad working with?
Medical science is a real bitch sometimes, isn’t it?
