Ok, so, now I want to be a director.

This is great: Pedro Almodóvar casually announced, whilst sitting next to Penelope Cruz on a panel at Cannes, that he had to perform cunnilingus on an actress on set to show the leading man how to do it.

I want that job!

(Pedro is at Cannes touting his new film, Broken Embraces.)

...Jason was formerly a lecturer at a well respected college, until he flunked all his students and was asked to leave. Now he can be found running a fashion empire, getting down with the LA scene, and generally being fantastic.