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30,000 Top Rated Condoms Were Just Stolen from the LELO Hex Warehouse

Tweet30,000 top rated condoms were just stolen from the LELO Hex warehouse in Las Vegas. As anyone with an unexpected baby or incurable sexually transmitted infection can tell you, safe sex is important. The benefits of not having to concern yourself with another life for 18 years (or more), or explain your entire sexual history to random hookups for the rest of time are pretty obvious. Are they w... »

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10 Penis Games Perfect for Bachelorette Parties

TweetThe best penis games for bachelorette parties, backed by science (we think). Pecker Pinata To any straight girl, a bachelorette party is a time to let loose, escape from the kids, and help your bestie celebrate a life-changing event. To gay guys, it’s an annoying party full of annoying girls who insist on doing annoying things in gay bars. There is one common denominator to both straight girl... »

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Rupaul’s Drag Race Contestants as Lego People

Rupauls drag race legos. »

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A Vladimir Putin Scented Candle

A candle that smells like a Russian dictator. »

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Star Wars Sex Toys: um, yup.

Star wars sex toys. »

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Treat Your Dog to a Bark Box

TweetMan’s best friend finally has a monthly subscription service called ‘bark box.’ Doesn’t it kind of seem like everything has a monthly subscription service? BirchBox sends men monthly care packages to suit all their grooming needs, RocksBox sends women jewelry monthly (which should be synced to their cycles, if they are especially enterprising), and now BarkBox sends out toys, trea... »

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The Robotic Blowjob is Now a Thing

TweetThe Autoblow 2 aims to replace traditional blowjobs with a robot. I think that the world can agree that blowjobs are one thing you can never have enough of. Everyone, even the old President of the United States has engaged in some blowie action here and there, so it was really only a matter of time before technology found a way to replicate it. The Autoblow 2 is an electronic robot that mimic... »

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Gun Laws and Sex Toys: Texas Students Protest

TweetIn opposition to a concealed gun law passed in Texas, students are carrying around dildos. Gun control is totally a hot topic nowadays, especially given the string of horrific school shootings, and the presidential election coming up. A few months ago, the University of Texas passed legislation that allows students to carry concealed guns on campus. Meanwhile, students aren’t allowed to engag... »

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How to Turn Your Dog Into a Werewolf

TweetThis muzzle turns your friendly dog into a fierce werewolf. I used to have a dog. She was about a foot long from head to tail, and went with me everywhere. I used to put her in my backpack with her head sticking out for long subway rides, even though at the mere scent of another dog she turned into a ferocious zombie Doberman from Resident Evil. Even though she had balls bigger than mine, her... »

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