Adult Health

My Boobs Will Heal The World

My Boobs Will Heal The World

Tweet For those of you who know me personally, you already know that I basically don’t have a filter.  And you know that I’m still breastfeeding my 9 month old.  Since I know a lot of people personally, this has left me open to a great deal of bizarre questions and requests.  Since the day I gave birth at Lenox Hill Hospital I started receiving requests (mostly males, but surprising... »

No More Snot: The Easy Way I Kicked My Cold

No More Snot: The Easy Way I Kicked My Cold

TweetThere’s nothing luxurious about having a bad cold.  The past few days in NYC have been frigid, rainy, and downright bad for health.  It’s no wonder that I came down with a cold by Thursday and started to panic.  I CAN’T be sick.  I have events to attend, people to kiss-kiss, two companies to run, writing to do, and above all: a kid to take care of.  I ran to the local p... »

They’re Good For You… And Get Stolen

They’re Good For You… And Get Stolen

TweetThe other day when I was searching like crazy for a sweet but healthy snack to leave by my desk someone suggested prunes.  I spent a good portion of my childhood in Florida, so I’m no stranger to the dried plum.  Prunes are as Floridian as palm trees and Buicks.  Admittedly, it had been ages since I tried a prune, so I figured I’d get one of those containers of Sunsweet’s... »

Cocaine: Get the Vaccine

Cocaine: Get the Vaccine

TweetThis is New York, and every nightclub is filled with coked-up sluts and party boys.  I’ve never been into drogas, but it’s easy to see that the high flyin’ times of 2007 resulted in a wild city-wide coke binge that’s just now starting to dwindle (although not much).  So many of you party whores are probably wondering “isn’t there an easier way to stop ski... »

Models: An Endangered Species in Germany

Models: An Endangered Species in Germany

TweetWork for German models is drying up thanks to Germany’s most popular women’s magazine announcing a new ban on using models.  Starting in 2010 Brigitte will only feature the images of readers and well-known REAL women.  I hate to say it, but I feel like at some point the tables will turn back.  When the pages of Glamour and all the other major mags are filled with real women, th... »

Wrap Me In Vanilla

Wrap Me In Vanilla

TweetLiterally. This transitional weather isn’t doing tons to help my usual healthy immune system.  The sniffles were starting to come, I could feel them…  Rather than pumping myself with cold meds & slathering Vicks all over my chest, I decided to take the proactive route, and adopt some fun vanilla scented measures to keep me feeling less sick, and keep my roomate/houseguests l... »

You’re Probably a Bigger Slut Than You Think

You’re Probably a Bigger Slut Than You Think

TweetTruly. Even if you’ve hardly slept with anyone (sadly, in my case), you need to consider all the people that your partner(s) have slept with. OMFG. All my hard-earned sexless time in pursuit of being a non-slut was basically wasted. The minute I touched my ex, I think I indirectly slept with a healthy portion of the free world. I think I’ll keep my chastity belt on, though, becaus... »

Go Smile Keeps Me Fresh

Go Smile Keeps Me Fresh

TweetConsolidating my ridiculously low-maintenance yet cumbersome arsenal of getting ready tools has become a tricky task, in my new morning gym routine & more frequent weekend trips before the weather traps me in NYC until Spring.– but I know that my mouth situation will be on point.  Even with the usual morning & night brush/floss/gargle routine, i want to keep myself extra fresh ... »

Is That a Tampon in Your Ass?

Is That a Tampon in Your Ass?

TweetWell, is it?  I’m horrified at all the tampon strings hanging out the butts of typical frat guys these days.  What happened to simpler times when a beer bong was an oral pleasure and tampons were simply for women? Why is it suddenly OK for 20 year old guys to go to their bio lecture at Penn State with a tampon string carefully between their ass cheeks so they can feel a little buzzed ... »

A Cure for Your Camel Toe

A Cure for Your Camel Toe

TweetIts a touchy subject, but someone had to bring it up.  Sometimes ladies, we need to realize that our pants and leggings are just too tight and they don’t fit so we should just give up and not wear them.  If you do choose, however, to be brave and “make them fit” please be aware of the consequences.  It can happen to the best of us. Fortunately, there is a cure for repeat cam... »

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