Your New Favorite New York City Neighborhoods

Whether you’re living in NYC or just visiting, here’s where to hang out.

I’ve been on a 23 year journey to find a man and I’ve so far come up empty. The other day I ran into my ex at a bar (who ironically dated my best friend after me) and I realized how crowded this city is with people that aren’t welcome in my presence. I knew something had to be done. I thought to myself, maybe it’s where I hang out.

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As I have always planned on marrying rich, I always tried to gauge where these rich men would be. I do know that they’re not in the back of the shitty bar that I so frequently visit with my friends. WealthEnginge has compiled a map of millionaires that we can all put to good use. There are currently a little under 3,000 single men living in New York City with a net-worth of over $1,000,000. As for women, there’s about 2,000 single women in New York City with a net-worth of over $1,000,000.

I don’t know about you, but I’m taking advantage of this information right now. As I plan to leave the office today, I know I’m taking the most round about way home and strolling my ass through Chelsea for a good few hours.

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Corey is a self-proclaimed heiress and the love child of Anne Boleyn and Marie Antoinette. He's a thug in a cocktail dress with a penchant for open-bars and puns. He has his barista's call him Beyonce and he's never been to Brooklyn.

  • I’ll be in the Upper West Side. But if you happen to find a straight man in Chelsea tell him to call me!